ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Flagrantviolator** · 08-03-2012, 20:08

Only Protestant ones

**Krazy_Ivan** · 08-03-2012, 20:09

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Clearly you are just weak I'd have not wasted shop bought food on you either.

You are right Jarrod, my weakness is my shame.

Cumbria, early 1980s, we never had the money for shop bought food, bloody hell my Dad used to go out hunting and we'd end up with a brace of Moorhens for the pot. That's probably why I enjoy eating so much processed shite now!

**Flagrantviolator** · 08-03-2012, 20:12

Originally Posted by Krazy_Ivan

You are right Jarrod, my weakness is my shame.

Cumbria, early 1980s, we never had the money for shop bought food, bloody hell my Dad used to go out hunting and we'd end up with a brace of Moorhens for the pot. That's probably why I enjoy eating so much processed shite now!

Processed by the intestines of a cat, no doubt

**Mark The Convict** · 08-03-2012, 20:16

Some Protestant mushrooms, huddled together for protection against the bigoted toadstools.

**Krazy_Ivan** · 08-03-2012, 20:17

Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator

Processed by the intestines of a cat, no doubt

I should bloody well hope so too.

Has anyone ever tried those coffee beans which have been 'processed' by a civet cat? If so, what's it like?

**Flagrantviolator** · 08-03-2012, 20:18

Runny, hot, and brown. Aromatic, too.

**jarrod248** · 08-03-2012, 20:19

Originally Posted by Krazy_Ivan

You are right Jarrod, my weakness is my shame.

Cumbria, early 1980s, we never had the money for shop bought food, bloody hell my Dad used to go out hunting and we'd end up with a brace of Moorhens for the pot. That's probably why I enjoy eating so much processed shite now!

You had the luxury of country walks? We'd to dig our own drift mine and I'm not joking.

Kirkz · 08-03-2012, 20:20

[QUOTE=Flagrantviolator;4276392]Runny, hot, and brown. Aromatic, too.[/QUOTE]

We know what civet shit is like, what about the coffee?

**Krazy_Ivan** · 08-03-2012, 20:24

Originally Posted by jarrod248

You had the luxury of country walks? We'd to dig our own drift mine and I'm not joking.

Walk? It was more of a country tab from power line mast to power line mast. Everyone knows the best mushrooms grow next to masts in fields full of cow, sheep & rabbit shit.

I wonder if you can get coffee that's been through farmyard animals? If not, I may have identified a niche in the market.......

**DrStealth** · 08-03-2012, 20:32

Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator

I don't see why you all feel the need to derail AK's threads. he's often got a good point, and is a British patriot. Mostly he parrots the exact same sentiments as your average squaddie, and seems to hold beliefs and opinions which I constantly see folk on here demanding is proper for immigrant integration. What is your beef (oops) with him, anyhow. I like him. It gives me hope to see that there are sane Muslims in the world, even Pathans. Let him be, fucking bullies.

i agree with him on this, and on a lot of what he posts tbh. AK's has never said anything i think thats offended me, and he is representive of the vast majority of british islamics in the UK who also dislike extreamism........good for him.......

.....dont stop him being a self absorbed attention seeking twat thats perfect for ridicule thou does it? =P