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Discuss Dating a former SAS soldier? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by zero-over No, no, I think you'll find she's a product of one of JoeyDeacon's 8 separate personalities that he posts under. The cab-driving twat. Oh! Thanks for the tip. Joey - you ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by zero-over View Post
    No, no, I think you'll find she's a product of one of JoeyDeacon's 8 separate personalities that he posts under.

    The cab-driving twat.
    Oh! Thanks for the tip. Joey - you are a set of shrivelled and diseased genitals.

    My comment still stands though - asking an American for thier views on entertainment is like asking Andrea Bocelli for decorating advice.
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    Joey Deacon. Now there's a possibility I hadn't considered vis-a-vis a different but not unrelated matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia View Post
    Oh! Thanks for the tip. Joey - you are a set of shrivelled and diseased genitals.

    My comment still stands though - asking an American for thier views on entertainment is like asking Andrea Bocelli for decorating advice.
    What else can you expect of a country that considers McDonalds's to be a Restaurant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supergirl8888 View Post
    I am American, and recently began dating a man who was in the British military. He told me that he is an ex SAS. I was not familiar with the SAS, so googled it and learned that a lot of people seem to claim to have been in the SAS when actually they were not. He now is an American citizen and works for an anti terrorist company. Seems pretty legit to me... but I also read that if they were truly ex SAS then they never speak of it.. even when out of the service. Thoughts?
    Umm ! no thoughts on it what so ever ... but why would he want US citizenship ? seems as though he's settled for second best !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark The Convict View Post
    Not this bloke?



    His name is J*m Sh*rtt.
    Sorry for back tracking to page one...

    But isn't that the guy from the Direct Line advert?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    What else can you expect of a country that considers McDonalds's to be a Restaurant.
    And spray-on cheese. Jesus wept.

    Colonials, I ask you. It's like having a snotty, incontinent, ginger step-son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Listy View Post
    Sorry for back tracking to page one...

    But isn't that the guy from the Direct Line advert?
    No mate. The bloke in the Direct Line advert is a joker, the bloke in the pic is a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia View Post
    And spray-on cheese. Jesus wept.

    Colonials, I ask you. It's like having a snotty, incontinent, ginger step-son.
    FFS!!!!! That is a terrible thought.

    Behave yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supergirl8888 View Post
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Size:  21.2 KBYou guys wanted a picture. Here is one. It is NOT him. I have no interest in posting a picture of him to this site and having him picked apart bit by bit as you seem to love to do.. But this one, please - have at it! The only other Brit I have ever dated - total PRATT to use your term.
    It took me about seven seconds to find your ex, Barry H. Fuck off and get someone else to stalk your ex, bunny boiler.
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    Well SuperBunnyBoiler8888. I'm guessing you're new to the internet? Me too. It took be all of two minutes to get Bazza's employer, work and home address, client list and much else besides. Not his banking and credit card details of course. That would take longer and may well be illegal. Is net-stalking illegal in the USA? Two minutes. I must be losing my touch. I think this is a better shot of the ex you are trying so hard to drop in the shite?

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