Discuss Darwin Award applicant in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; We've got a contestant here in Brum. Apparently he was in a taxi on the M6, taxi stops on hard shoulder, chummy gets out and walks off up motorway and was later found dead.
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We've got a contestant here in Brum. Apparently he was in a taxi on the M6, taxi stops on hard shoulder, chummy gets out and walks off up motorway and was later found dead.
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- 11-04-2012, 19:45 #22No they had to dig him up - he wanted to be cremated
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let me guess, Dracula movies Originally Posted by brummieboy1 I get enough sex, life fucks me everyday.
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There was an American called Rod Pack who exited a Cessna at about 15000 ft without a parachute in the 60s. He just wore a harness and linked up with a buddy who passed him a reserve which he clipped on and opened, just in time. There's just no shortage of heed bangers. Originally Posted by baldbof
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Very sad. Rest In Peat! Originally Posted by Sympathetic_Reaction
.......I'll get my Jersey Heavy Wool.'Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.' - Sheldon Cooper
- 11-04-2012, 21:51 #26Or the lad from Jackass who jumped out in nothing but his underpants, while his mate chased him down to give him a chute. Originally Posted by Drlligaf "See The Little Faggot With The Earring And The Make-Up
Yeah Buddy That's His Own Hair
That Little Faggot Got His Own Jet Airplane
That Little Faggot He's a Millionaire"
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Schrodinger's Cat ... he's in a combined state of dead/alive until somebody observes him (ie, digs him up). Originally Posted by bluntslane LucreziaBorgia likes this.
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I heard that 1001wankspawn listed that as his burning ambition. One can only hope. Originally Posted by HHH Army, the Best
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I would place money on it being a freak wanking accident. Originally Posted by Mexeman
Noose or a Northface kit bag? place your bets now.
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And July's late entrant is BBC News - Man dies after Horspath barbecue explosion
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It came off in me hand chief!
If I had wanted to burn, collect sand in everything I own, overheat, run around, shoot things with something less than 4.5inch caliber, wear green/sand coloured baggy outfits, live more than 16m above Sea Level I would have joined the Army.
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