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    To answer the question posed in the thread title:

    Is it because they don't live in a Garrison Town?

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    I've shagged worse!!!

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    They're alright looking women, shame (unless they wank themselves) they're clueless to what they're missing, lots of stupid notions of commitment etc = baggage and a waste of energy to try poke one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by re-stilly View Post
    This bunch of ermm ladies reckon to still being virgins I wonder why

    Happy to be Virgins

    Twenty-fucking-seven? She looks 47 and dresses like she's 67. Maybe the 27 is her weight in stone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by llech View Post
    They're alright looking women, shame (unless they wank themselves) they're clueless to what they're missing, lots of stupid notions of commitment etc = baggage and a waste of energy to try poke one.
    I agree. A few sessions of the meaty treat and they'll be kicking themselves to what they've been missing.

    I also envy their future boyfriend's, cos' these chubbers will be eating cock like their life depended on it
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    Fuck me, the (really) chubby one Miriam, has some massive knorks on her




    Also just noticed that the sister Samantha is a budding singer/songwriter.

    Virgin - Doubt it
    Publicity seeker - You fucking know it

    Still fucking would though



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    "Sisters Miriam and Samantha Babooram grew up in Darlington," they must be the only virgins to come out of that shit hole...
    But seriously, HOW could anyone forgo the pleasures of the flesh? Clearly they have a lot of flesh to them, but even so. I was a late starter by most standards (the schoolgirl uniform was more of a prop than something I actually wore on a daily basis) but to get to my 30's and still be a virgin. No fucking chance...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
    Fuck me, the (really) chubby one Miriam, has some massive knorks on her
    Is it just me or is there something about women having to have themselves photographed in toilets. I'm assuming it's a toilet and the roll of bum fodder is for the wiping of the hoop and not the removal of eye make up.
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    "Sisters Miriam and Samantha Babooram grew up in Darlington," yeah, they're the ones that mugged Sluggy.
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    "Successful, attractive and popular"

    ??? someones taking the piss!
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