ARmy Rumour SErvice

**TheIronDuke** · 02-03-2012, 13:12

Originally Posted by filthyphil

My brother went gin-jockeying years ago, when half a dozen stubbies of lager to one of the respected elders purchased a romantic interlude with your choice of his bevy of daughters, nieces and granddaughters. He was slightly taken aback when the object of his affections removed her underwear and the gusset was covered in green slime.

Originally Posted by ordinaryforces

kinhell!
it's going to take a while for me to get that out of my head.
cheers

I wrote a poem about it. Heh hem...

There was a young girl from the Azores
Who's clunge was all covered in sores
Not the dogs on the street
Would touch the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers

Its the Thomas Pink jacket and the Liberty scarf. Thanks.

**sunami** · 02-03-2012, 13:13

I have a good sob every month when I see my wage slip & realise what's left is still going to be taxed to feck' again one way or another.

**Cutaway** · 02-03-2012, 13:50

Originally Posted by jockparamedic

Now that is Evil!...................Scotch Bonnet you say,hmmmm.

Mind you, even those bad boys wouldnt mask the gopping taste.

Just chuck some horseradish into her douche, it's proven to improve flavour.

**Joe_Private** · 02-03-2012, 15:39

Originally Posted by Cutaway

Just chuck some horseradish into her douche, it's proven to improve flavour.

Horseradish is for beef, tartare is for fish.

**donmac** · 02-03-2012, 19:17

Originally Posted by plunderer

Watching my baby son dying.

Watching my daughter dying.

Watching a dear friend of many years dying.

Y'know, the usual dying-right-there-in-front-of-your-eyes kind of thing.

Anyway, who cares, I'm not a stiff upper-lipped Englishman like your guys, so I can cry if I want to.

tac

You're a fucking jinx.

**jockparamedic** · 02-03-2012, 19:24

Originally Posted by Joe_Private

Horseradish is for beef, tartare is for fish.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tartare you say???

**Fablonbiffchitthe1st** · 02-03-2012, 19:45

When my daughter was born. Realised that I was going to be fucking skint for evermore.....................

**chasndave** · 02-03-2012, 19:50

Yokel's "Let's highlight what a stupid decision it was to retire the Sea Harrier" threads; see

Sea Jet - PPRuNe Forums

Sea Harrier - ARRSEpedia

and

What the First Sea Lord said....

Honest to God, I swear he'd crawl up Sharkey Ward's arse and make like a stale bit of sweetcorn for one sniff of his hallowed Sea Jet's tail-pipe. See here, here and here...............

I'm just about to cry......