ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by trowel

I recognize the words as English, it`s the way they are put together that is giving me a problem.

Drum 'n Bass never really did 'English'. But they had the fucking sense to know recognise is spelled with an 's' not a 'z'. You sorted for blow?

[QUOTE=JoeyDeacon;4259794]Do you mean where you said "more cunt than you can wave a stick at"

Which sums you up frankly...carry on will you.....[/QUOTE]

Touchee you fuckin Civvy-Möchtegern-Soldier.

Go and cross swords with your 8 mates, you nicotine, coffee, body-fluid stained wretch.

Did you see my re-post on the CB/JD thread about Joey Deacon answering Kim74 s posts, you sad, sad utter cunt.

I dont think you have any mileage in insulting anyone on here, or in reality you psychotic twat.

And lay off the Dads Army/Some Mothers Do av em/Blackadder quotes, it gets tedious. (But thats as probably as close as you ever got to uniform you no-mark prick)

Originally Posted by stacker1

No, I had to work on the rigs...no, wait... I mean there was 8 other people using my computer...no, wait...I mean it was a wind up all along.

perhaps it was a wind up sucker. no wonder you have 14000+ posts in four years you boring lonely old cunt...if you need a friend than get a dog and shout abuse at that all night long.

Got to go - picking up a titled diplomat from Terminal 4 - Lucan..or something like that ..he's been out of the country for a while.

[QUOTE=JoeyDeacon;4259836]perhaps it was a wind up sucker. no wonder you have 14000+ posts in four years you boring lonely old cunt...if you need a friend than get a dog and shout abuse at that all night long.

Got to go - picking up a titled diplomat from Terminal 4 - Lucan..or something like that ..he's been out of the country for a while.[/QUOTE]

Picking up litter you fucking Tramp

Originally Posted by Aleegee1698

Touchee you fuckin Civvy-Möchtegern-Soldier.

Go and cross swords with your 8 mates, you nicotine, coffee, body-fluid stained wretch.

Did you see my re-post on the CB/JD thread about Joey Deacon answering Kim74 s posts, you sad, sad utter cunt.

I dont think you have any mileage in insulting anyone on here, or in reality you psychotic twat.

And lay off the Dads Army/Some Mothers Do av em/Blackadder quotes, it gets tedious. (But thats as probably as close as you ever got to uniform you no-mark prick)

Oh well as a musical interlude here is a picture of a sad cunt..looks about three stone wet through. And in the RLC I'm a teapot pose.

I remember once I left out a case of Red Bull and some crayons. The children found it. That was a close shave.

Driving down the Pacific Highway years ago, when a Winnebago style motor home in front of me starts swerving all over the place. After one final swerve the fucking thing flips onto its side and ends up facing traffic coming from behind, namely me in my ute. Just stopped the ute in time about a foot off the motor home windscreen.

I would've survived just fine. Pulling mangled backpackers off my bullbar and grille would've been inconvenient though.

When my age was still measured in days and weeks, I was lying in my cot having contracted scarlet fever. I'd been given the last rites and my parents were preparing for the worst. Everything else since then has been a breeze.