ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Mr_Snakey** · 28-02-2012, 18:01

Originally Posted by kilo42

She never had lambs at all, she was a virgin pure and unsullied. Your comments are both disrespectful and ill informed.

A fitting ewelogy.

**TheIronDuke** · 28-02-2012, 18:02

Didn't k31eod move to the Western Isles recently? I'm sure he did. Hey, probably just a coincidence.

**zero-over** · 28-02-2012, 18:03

Come on, you lot... Like all deaths mentioned on ARRSE, her family will probably read this thread for comfort. Show some respect.

Kirkz · 28-02-2012, 18:03

[QUOTE=TheIronDuke;4259168]Didn't k31eod move to the Western Isles recently? I'm sure he did. Hey, probably just a coincidence.[/QUOTE]

No mukker k13eod moved much farther north to the Shetlands :)

**TheIronDuke** · 28-02-2012, 18:06

Originally Posted by zero-over

Come on, you lot... Like all deaths mentioned on ARRSE, her family will probably read this thread for comfort. Show some respect.

It is a fucking sheep. Sheep cannot read. Sheep cannot advance themselves and shop on Sloane Street. Whatever you may have told 'Mary' on the Brecons.

**Auld-Yin** · 28-02-2012, 18:06

This is really sad news and my thoughts are with the family.

Anyone got some mint sauce?

**zero-over** · 28-02-2012, 18:07

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

It is a fucking sheep. Sheep cannot read. Sheep cannot advance themselves and shop on Sloane Street. Whatever you may have told 'Mary' on the Brecons.

I'm sorry. I didn't realise we had the world's prime Sheep Specialist in attendance!

James Herriot Walt.

**TheIronDuke** · 28-02-2012, 18:10

Originally Posted by Auld-Yin

This is really sad news and my thoughts are with the family.

Anyone got some mint sauce?

At this sad time when some of us are thinking of the family, it might be an idea if the fucking Scotch sparred wide of threads involving comatose sheep.

**jarrod248** · 28-02-2012, 18:10

Originally Posted by Swannee Kazoo

As she "fell" over a cliff...maybe she decided not to push back?

What was to be expected with her arthritic knees and hips.
I understand she starred in the Macc lads video and turned to drink after the work dried up.

**XRE_987** · 28-02-2012, 18:15

Originally Posted by zero-over

Come on, you lot... Like all deaths mentioned on ARRSE, her family will probably read this thread for comfort. Show some respect.

You beat me to it. Some of the comments are ovineature that not only disrespects the departed, but demeans those posting. I am copying this thread and charollais it to the Ungulate Equality Commission.

RIP Methusalina. Family and friends are romney mind at this difficult time.