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**Brit_Bulldog** · 22-02-2012, 17:39

I work for a Swiss based Private Equity investment company out of the Channel Islands. Double screens with my back against a wall, job jobbed!!!

**Miner** · 22-02-2012, 17:39

Originally Posted by kilo42

What sort of coffee do you like, and how much do you want ? Would you be happy with a Kilo of Kopi Luak ( you know the bean that gets passed through a civcet cat ) RRP only £158.99, or perhaps sir would prefer Jamaican Blue Mountain at £145.99. Yigacheffe, Monsoon Malbar Austalian Skybury? just let me know and it will be winging its way to you. Free is good, we plan on going bust next year.

Do you do Nescafe?

**kilo42** · 22-02-2012, 17:45

Originally Posted by Kirkz

I like Kenyan Peaberry myself

But I'll drink cat shit coffee if it's free and available

£20.60 a KG You can have 25o grams FOC if you promise on the Koran that you will become a regular customer, and tell all your mates (if you have any cos your a mooching bugger) how great our coffee is. PM your address.

**Draft Dodger** · 22-02-2012, 17:51

i work in the energy industry supporting gas turbines in power stations across europe.

i dont really know anything about gas turbines but i do interview exceptionally well.

**panzerknacker** · 22-02-2012, 17:52

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

Hmmm, are we talking two weeks in Mauritius lucrative or a weekend at Cambersands lucrative?

Knowing the Iron Duke he's probably talking about an all you can eat buffet at The Summer Palace and a weekend of Kipping in the Carboard only bins round the back of the Asda at Central 12.

**Sixty** · 22-02-2012, 18:02

Originally Posted by Joe_Private

Kecks and a semmit do not equate to "shorts and a t-shirt".

I had to Google 'semmit'. Suppose the next stage is my Jocklitude being revoked.

Or I might just not be common.

**bitterandtwisted** · 22-02-2012, 18:02

I work in Military corrective rehabilitation if not rehabing, I'm on here surfing threads about birds stating that I'd boot thier hoops in on many occasions.....

**O2 Oxygen Thief** · 22-02-2012, 18:15

Originally Posted by Rox101

Work in a secondry school. Should really be paying more attention to the year 7 class i have in front of me right now.

You get the drift..??.. ;)

**billywhizzuk** · 22-02-2012, 18:19

Own an accountancy/IFA firm and spend most days stopping clients overpaying HMRC.

Currently wondering whether or not to do specialist pension exams or an accountancy degree/MSc.

Does that get me free coffee???

**Manley** · 22-02-2012, 18:43

Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

I'm self employed, working with digital media. I work from home, My PC is permanently on, as is my kettle, should anyone wish to pop in for a brew.

I should be chasing invoices today, but it's West Cork, and time has no relevance to the rest of the world here, so its a bit of a pointless exercise.

So, sack yourself and re-apply for the vacancy next Monday, grand so.