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Discuss Was The Lord Flasheart Involved? at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by oldbaldy Maybe it was Capt Wales! The good captain is mentioned as ...
  1. 22-02-2012, 12:16 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldbaldy View Post
    Maybe it was Capt Wales!
    The good captain is mentioned as not being there.
    Well, the prodigal brother. When did you get back? Ain't seen you since the surrender. Come to think of it, I didn't see you at the surrender.

    I don't believe in surrenders. Nope, I've still got my saber, Reverend. Didn't beat it into no plowshare, neither

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  2. 22-02-2012, 14:30 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger stacker View Post
    The good captain is mentioned as not being there.
    That's what I call an alibi.
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  3. 22-02-2012, 19:13 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by BONNACON View Post
    That may be so but he's always got a few models around him.
    Well, the doris is a scale model of a human (5'00")

    And no, fuck all to do with me.
    I hate humans. I wind people up, it's what I do.
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  4. 22-02-2012, 19:18 #14
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    "Captain Wales (the name Prince Harry uses) was not aboard."
    Are we going to have that line in every Apache-related story? And why stop there? We could list all the people NOT involved in every news story, just to stop people worrying!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ex_mudmechanic View Post
    Are we going to have that line in every Apache-related story? And why stop there? We could list all the people NOT involved in every news story, just to stop people worrying!

    Lord Prescott was not involved, he was visiting a pie factory at that time.
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    At least it proves that the wire cutters do their job!

    I reckon that eye witness was full of shit though. Considering that electricity travels at the speed of light - after his electricity goes off, he goes outside to investigate... And then he notices an almighty blue flicker of light in the distance? Surely the arcing would happen first, followed immediately by the loss of power.

    I think he's been spending too much time fabricating stories on internet forums. Anyone wanna fess-up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The-Lord-Flasheart View Post
    Well, the doris is a scale model of a human (5'00")

    And no, fuck all to do with me.
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    Helicopters are fucking dangerous. Contribution ends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidCameron View Post
    Considering that electricity travels at the speed of light
    Electrons have mass and therefore by definition cannot move at the speed of light. Greenie Tiffs, I have shit 'em.
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  10. 22-02-2012, 19:47 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by verticalgyro View Post
    Electrons have mass and therefore by definition cannot move at the speed of light. Greenie Tiffs, I have shit 'em.
    Oooh, get Proffesor Cox there!
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