Discuss Hooped Earrings-Mark of Chav Scum in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Before I become a total cnut and derail one of the best threads on the arrse;
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Hoopy Earrings.
Worn by chav women.
Who can disagree?
The sort that hang around town centres screeching, drunk ...
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Hooped Earrings-Mark of Chav Scum
Before I become a total cnut and derail one of the best threads on the arrse;
What's the "Holy Grail" of unseen celebrity tits?
Hoopy Earrings.
Worn by chav women.
Who can disagree?
The sort that hang around town centres screeching, drunk on bitch piss and who just won't clear off or shut up when told to. They've nothing to say and saying it far too loud.
I don't care how tight their snatch is or how hot their body is, you wear hoopy earrings and you're one gregs pasty away from this lot.
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Depends whether you're after quality or quantity. It's a well known fact that size of a girl's hoop earrings can be directly linked to how much of a slag she is.
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After over 8 years as a copper in Newport (the chav capitol of Wales) I have to agree with the OP.
Hooped earrings are the mark of the chav harridan, the bigger the hoop, the bigger the chav.maguire and Jacques_Bustard like this.
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The last pic looked like a bloke.
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A detailed list of where to find some of the most spectacular specimens of the scum within the human race. Chavtowns - Britain's worst places to live!
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- 22-02-2012, 06:23 #6
You may be onto something there....zzzz.....zzzz....zzzz....zzz
Uncanny...that likeness!
- 22-02-2012, 06:45 #7
I disagree. Girls in big hoopy earrings make me hard.
The best thing about shagging chavvy birds is that you don't have to explain or apologise, or buy them flowers or jewellery. A bag of chips is often enough.claireh89 and Fat Driver like this.
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What's wrong with them, gives you something to hold onto to!
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- 22-02-2012, 07:13 #9Yes, you're right, but you are suposed to be related to them first....
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The top 3 pictures of this thread I would....... anal dry, then straight in thier gob with a big lump of their poo on the end of my knob - just thier style..
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