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  1. 22-02-2012, 15:49 #41
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    I'm not even going to ask what thats all about.
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  2. 22-02-2012, 15:59 #42
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    Don't know who the bint the blue bikini is, but I'd like to shove my tongue so deep into her glunge that I can taste liver!
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    Friendship dies and true love lies
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  3. 22-02-2012, 16:03 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    Soon cure his fetish,

    Forcefeed with two pints of Castor Oil and then stick the cunt in the stocks.

    Oh yes...and evacuate the immediate two miles to the rear of him.
    Is that from that new film Prometheus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    I bet that grows more organisms than a Petri dish.
    True, I was bollock deep into a council slapper's ring and she told me she had multiple organisms.
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    Hooped earrings=Growler grommets or Rectal bushes for those who dont know if they were drilled punched or countersunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyjim View Post
    Is that from that new film Prometheus?

    Prometheus (2012) - IMDb

    Haven't been to the Cinema in years. Looks interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadRabKebab View Post
    Don't know who the bint the blue bikini is, but I'd like to shove my tongue so deep into her glunge that I can taste liver!
    There is a fucking long long queue mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    Haven't been to the Cinema in years. Looks interesting.

    YES-sound-colour-3d-food-drink- wrap around sound-car parking-starbucks- its all very interesting now, well worth a look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Seagull View Post
    After over 8 years as a copper in Newport (the chav capitol of Wales) I have to agree with the OP.

    Hooped earrings are the mark of the chav harridan, the bigger the hoop, the bigger the chav.
    and (probably) the bigger the hoop.
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    Hooped.. Mmmmm..What a shame she knows how to get out of a car........

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