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Discuss WTF Japan? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by beetroot4000 If it cooks and cleans then all you'l need is one of these: Hell of a lot cheaper and less headaches than a real woman But can they take a punch ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by beetroot4000 View Post
    If it cooks and cleans then all you'l need is one of these:
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    Hell of a lot cheaper and less headaches than a real woman
    But can they take a punch and keep a secret?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not_Whistlin_Dixie View Post
    This weird enough for you?

    "Japanese firm creates robot girlfriend for lonely men
    Japanese Firm Creates Robot Girlfriend for Lonely Men | Fox News

    Fifteen inch tall battery-powered puppet.
    Weirder when it goes full size.





    Fashion Robot To Hit Japan Catwalk - YouTube

    Would you fuck the toaster?

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    Japanese people are normal....in a fucking psychedelic world

    japanese ska music - Bing Videos
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    Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.

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    This is from a country that gave us great cultural experiences like "tub girl" and "funnel girl".
    High on life. And glue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeah_Innit_Blud View Post
    They have an unusual penchant for schoolgirls. That's okay with me so they're alright in my book.
    I did hear that there used to be vending machines were you could buy school girls panties.

    Never sure if that was a wind up or not.
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    "Yemen" by Tim Mackintosh-Smith

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    I had a friend who went to japan a few years back, he said on the buses they had phone book sized porn books for people to read, and they were chained to the bus so they wouldn't get stole.

    Also said they had cigarette and beer vending machines

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    Vagina in a can, available from soft-drinks-style dispensers.

    The full sordid and slightly arousing story here.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots View Post
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    Vagina in a can, available from soft-drinks-style dispensers.

    The full sordid and slightly arousing story here.
    And I thought the Germans were pervy cunts.
    High on life. And glue.

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