ARmy Rumour SErvice

**HEART_STOPPER** · 19-02-2012, 15:45

Pads wives who's husband hasnt done a tour since they met who then cry about his 2 week course in leccy, ffs ive spent longer in the bar at leccy.
Germans, on the whole all of them im not gonna pick one type out just all of them.
Most RCMO's who seem to never be in the office but can manage to be in the gym doing phys every day of the fucking week.
Whichever retard came up with op fucking olympics.

**B_AND_T** · 19-02-2012, 15:51

Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted

I fucking want proof B &T photo me right up or ill add you to my list of tight cunts.....

If only I had pictures!

Apart from the one in my mind of her doing me with a strap on.

**LucreziaBorgia** · 19-02-2012, 16:36

Originally Posted by padme

people(wives) that moan about their husbands being gone, but then spend the 5 grand bonus on false eyelashes and settees

Do you mean the ones who gripe and complain about their significant others all day, every day (well, when not discussing Strictly Come Camel Testicles On Ice or whatever the bloody hell it is), push around four year olds in "buggies", feed their grubby offspring on cola and crisps (Wot? A potato 'za vegetable, innit?), read Take-a-Break, make near-constant complaints about the house in which they live despite the fact they contribute precisely 0% towards it's running costs.......? Those ones?

But they're my favourites! Generally too fat to run away, and too stupid to work out where the pellets are coming from. Will Room 101 have a balcony I can shoot them from?

The only worry I do have is that one day one of them, or their hideous droplings, will eat my cat. I'm planning to dye her green - hopefully they will mistake her for a salad.

**padme** · 19-02-2012, 18:26

Originally Posted by HEART_STOPPER

Pads wives who's husband hasnt done a tour since they met who then cry about his 2 week course in leccy, ffs ive spent longer in the bar at leccy.
Germans, on the whole all of them im not gonna pick one type out just all of them.
Most RCMO's who seem to never be in the office but can manage to be in the gym doing phys every day of the fucking week.
Whichever retard came up with op fucking olympics.

can't stand the germans either ,'orrible lot

**plaster** · 19-02-2012, 18:34

germans are ok ,,as long as there not in the same hotel,, we where in spain a few years back and it p***t down
it was so bad a wall fell on some of there hire cars,, the roof leaked on there side,,every one of them left.
we brits where made of harder stuff and sat around waiting for our meal,,one wag started to sing,,there will allways be an England as they where leaveing,,:D

**Djbutler** · 19-02-2012, 18:40

M.O.D.

**B_AND_T** · 19-02-2012, 18:41

Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia

Do you mean the ones who gripe and complain about their significant others all day, every day (well, when not discussing Strictly Come Camel Testicles On Ice or whatever the bloody hell it is), push around four year olds in "buggies", feed their grubby offspring on cola and crisps (Wot? A potato 'za vegetable, innit?), read Take-a-Break, make near-constant complaints about the house in which they live despite the fact they contribute precisely 0% towards it's running costs.......? Those ones?

But they're my favourites! Generally too fat to run away, and too stupid to work out where the pellets are coming from. Will Room 101 have a balcony I can shoot them from?

The only worry I do have is that one day one of them, or their hideous droplings, will eat my cat. I'm planning to dye her green - hopefully they will mistake her for a salad.

You have met the wife then!