- 19-02-2012, 15:45 #61
- Join Date
- Mar 2006
- East Midlands
Pads wives who's husband hasnt done a tour since they met who then cry about his 2 week course in leccy, ffs ive spent longer in the bar at leccy.
Germans, on the whole all of them im not gonna pick one type out just all of them.
Most RCMO's who seem to never be in the office but can manage to be in the gym doing phys every day of the fucking week.
Whichever retard came up with op fucking olympics.Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!
I think I may be anorexic, everytime I look in the mirror there's a big fat fecker looking back!
The Snail "Do you wanna see my beaver?" HS "Go on then!"
The Snail "Oooooo you've touched my beaver!"
"Why are you not in uniform for your arrival interview Cpl HS?"
"That'll be because i've dekitted boss!"
- 19-02-2012, 15:51 #62
- 19-02-2012, 16:36 #63
But they're my favourites! Generally too fat to run away, and too stupid to work out where the pellets are coming from. Will Room 101 have a balcony I can shoot them from?
The only worry I do have is that one day one of them, or their hideous droplings, will eat my cat. I'm planning to dye her green - hopefully they will mistake her for a salad.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
Absinthe makes the tarts grow fonder.
- 19-02-2012, 18:26 #64
- 19-02-2012, 18:34 #65
germans are ok ,,as long as there not in the same hotel,, we where in spain a few years back and it p***t down
it was so bad a wall fell on some of there hire cars,, the roof leaked on there side,,every one of them left.
we brits where made of harder stuff and sat around waiting for our meal,,one wag started to sing,,there will allways be an England as they where leaveing,,:DNasty, noisy things,, revolvers,, Count. Better stick to air-guns." Sherlock Holmes,
- 19-02-2012, 18:40 #66
M.O.D.I will never forget that I was once a soldier.
There is no higher calling. I would do it again in a heartbeat.
- 19-02-2012, 18:41 #67
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- 19-02-2012, 23:27 #69