- 18-02-2012, 12:15 #41
- Join Date
- Nov 2005
- Bongo Bongo Land
- 18-02-2012, 12:27 #42
- 18-02-2012, 12:30 #43
As in this.....
- 18-02-2012, 12:32 #44
This always brings a smile to my face,,,,,,,,,,
The sons of the Prophet were hardy and bold
And quite unaccustom'd to fear.
But the bravest of all, at least so I am told—
Was Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer.
If you wanted a man to encourage the van
Or to harass the foe from the rear
Or to storm a redoubt, you had but to shout
For Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer
There were heroes in plenty, good men known to fame
In the army then led by the Czar.
But none of more fame than a man by the name
Of Ivan Petrovski Skivar.
He could imitate Irving, tell fortunes with cards
He could play on the Spanish guitar
In fact quite the cream of the Muscovite team
Was Ivan Petrovski Skivar.
One day this bold Russian had shouldered his gun,
And with his most cynical sneer,
Was looking for fun when he happened to run
Upon Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer.
"Young man," said Bul Bul,"is existence so dull
That you're anxious to end your career?
For, infidel, know you have trod on the toe
Of Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer.
"So take your last look upon sunshine and brook.
Send your regrets to the Czar.
By which I imply you are going to die
Mr. Ivan Petrovski Skivar."
Then the brave Marmaduke drew his trusty skilbouk.
Crying, "Allah, il Allah! Allah!"
And on slaughter intent, he ferociously went
For Ivan Petrovski Skivar.
On a stone by the banks where the Danube doth roll,
Inscribed in characters clear,
Is "Stranger, remember to pray for the soul
Of Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer."
A Muscovite maiden her sad vigil keeps
In her home by the cold Northern Star
And the name that she murmurs in vain as she weeps,
Is Ivan Petrovski Skivar.
- 18-02-2012, 12:32 #45
- Join Date
- May 2008
Biggest cunt = Helen of Troy.
Launched a thousand ships. What a twat that was, eh?I used to lead retreats, mate!
- 18-02-2012, 13:07 #46IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE A PARANOID KNACKER
Chosen Job: Minister of Defence
BARB and Key Skills: What?
Literacy - Can drive a tractor.
Numeracy - Don't get ripped off for change at pub too often.
Pre-Selection: Got branch stacked.
ADSC(G): Passed - Low D grade
Start Date: 29th Feburary 2019
- 18-02-2012, 13:26 #47
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- The Happy Farm, feeding the ducks.
All the aforementioned cunts have done something useful at least once in their lives. So now, stand by for the biggest cunt of all time. This cunt has never done a useful thing in his life and has ruined everything he has touched.
I give you...da da dada da da dadaaaaaa!!!
Attachment 64481I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
- 18-02-2012, 14:14 #48
We're all thinking it.
'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'
Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead
When crossing a one-way street always look in BOTH directions in case a large blue furniture removal lorry is reversing the wrong way up the road. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead General Infirmary
- 18-02-2012, 14:32 #49
- Join Date
- Jan 2010
- 18-02-2012, 14:49 #50
Yoko Ono - what the fuck is she on?
Deputy District Judge Stonier.
Napoleon's first wife.
Andrew Lansley."If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."