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Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Do you have any cartoons of him that you wish to share?

Plenty,,,Rather strange is the fact that if you draw a cartoon of anybody in a turban that is ok but add his name to the drawing and it's instant fatwa....

As in this.....

This always brings a smile to my face,,,,,,,,,,

The sons of the Prophet were hardy and bold
And quite unaccustom'd to fear.
But the bravest of all, at least so I am told—
Was Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer.
If you wanted a man to encourage the van
Or to harass the foe from the rear
Or to storm a redoubt, you had but to shout
For Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer
There were heroes in plenty, good men known to fame
In the army then led by the Czar.
But none of more fame than a man by the name
Of Ivan Petrovski Skivar.
He could imitate Irving, tell fortunes with cards
He could play on the Spanish guitar
In fact quite the cream of the Muscovite team
Was Ivan Petrovski Skivar.
One day this bold Russian had shouldered his gun,
And with his most cynical sneer,
Was looking for fun when he happened to run
Upon Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer.
"Young man," said Bul Bul,"is existence so dull
That you're anxious to end your career?
For, infidel, know you have trod on the toe
Of Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer.
"So take your last look upon sunshine and brook.
Send your regrets to the Czar.
By which I imply you are going to die
Mr. Ivan Petrovski Skivar."
Then the brave Marmaduke drew his trusty skilbouk.
Crying, "Allah, il Allah! Allah!"
And on slaughter intent, he ferociously went
For Ivan Petrovski Skivar.
On a stone by the banks where the Danube doth roll,
Inscribed in characters clear,
Is "Stranger, remember to pray for the soul
Of Abdullah Bul Bul Ameer."
A Muscovite maiden her sad vigil keeps
In her home by the cold Northern Star
And the name that she murmurs in vain as she weeps,
Is Ivan Petrovski Skivar.

Biggest cunt = Helen of Troy.
Launched a thousand ships. What a twat that was, eh?

Originally Posted by Mark The Convict

Not in Darwin, no. It's like The Gulag Archipelago crossed with Papillon, but without the civilising influence of French colonialism.

Bit harsh but not too far from the truth. The poshest pub in Darwin reminds me of the "Globetrotter" in the 'shot.

All the aforementioned cunts have done something useful at least once in their lives. So now, stand by for the biggest cunt of all time. This cunt has never done a useful thing in his life and has ruined everything he has touched.

I give you...da da dada da da dadaaaaaa!!!

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We're all thinking it.

Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted

Tony Blair.
Broon.
Jordan.
Abu Qatada and the Uman Right wankers in strasborg.
My ignorant nextdoor neighbour.
Geri Halliwell.
Jeremy Kyle and his guests.
The cunt who nicked my £1000 mountain bike.
Jehovahs witnesses who bang on my door.
Cold callers on the phone who dont know me.
Cunts who post junk mail through my door.
9/10th's of politicians.
Some of my bosses, whom I wouldnt piss on if they were on fire, unless I pissed pure avionics fuel.

Surely a bit conservative with that estimate, it should be 99%!