Discuss ARRSE Tit Monday 2012 in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; I blame the 'Drought,' it's dried them all up....
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About LinkBacks- 15-05-2012, 14:35 #91
I blame the 'Drought,' it's dried them all up.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
- 15-05-2012, 16:54 #92Senior Member
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I smoked Passing Clouds, does that make me more, or less guilty?
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Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project
- 15-05-2012, 17:02 #93Only if the Sweet Afton bursts its banks. Originally Posted by Markintime To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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It makes you decidedly suspect. Originally Posted by Markintime 
Ying tong iddle I po.
- 15-05-2012, 17:07 #95
Tit Monday is due here in Shetland at 1107hrs Monday July 16th. Due to end at 1529hrs on the same day.
It's fooking freezing here. Send help.
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Originally Posted by k13eod
Hope this keeps you going to July.
Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
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They were oval which made them easier to hold between your lips whilst treating casualties. Harder to crush too. Originally Posted by Oddbod It makes you decidedly suspect.Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project
- 22-05-2012, 14:41 #98
Its today!!!! (In London at least)
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Yeah but too many had clearly not watched the weather forecast last night. I call Tits Wednesday 2012 for tomorrow!
You can't polish a turd........but you can roll it in glitter.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink........but you can fuck it around until it is thirsty.
- 23-05-2012, 09:29 #100
It's absolutely gorgeous out there today (and sunny too) but I suspect Bagpuss may be right as anyone who hasn't heard the weather forecast is likely to be caught out so I hope to see a plethora of slighly damp totty later, perhaps.
Metro newspaper is breaking the rules today, though. They have a picture of teenage boys frolicking on the beach and no one wants to see that sort of thing except jarrod. It is I'm sure in the Press Code of Conduct that during a heatwave a picture must be published of two rather chubby & very busty shop girls or secretaries who have wagged a day off to splash each other in the sea, one in a string bikini a size too small and one in a halter top & cut off denims, both probably sporting navel piercings.
The downside of Tit Monday is that the fatties get in on it too. While there was a pleasant-ish porker showing off her assets & chunky calves in a retro Fifites-style dress on the way to work today there's one sea monster I travel with who already smelt bad at 08:00. I' really hoping not to run into her on the way home or I will require some form of pomander or nosegay or perhaps to smear Vicks Vap-o-Rub under my nose a la wossname during the autopsy scenes in Silence of the Lambs.To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
Somerset Maugham
London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
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