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    Will Jarrod Survive This ???

    I think he be missing in action for awhile

    Tom Daley's synchronised jive | The Sun |Sport|Olympics
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    Missing with two boxes of MAAAAAAN Sized Tissues......

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    Ahh I think it was Padme that sent me the link yesterday. If he only knew of the shrine I have in my cellar/bunker. When the Russians come he'll be safe with me.
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    His wank sock will be wetter than the north Yorkshire moors!
    Catch a train to a plane
    to a place overseas.
    Over clouds over fields
    over rivers and trees.
    And they're serving me coffee
    to put me at ease.
    'Cos I'm drifting without you
    borne on the breeze.
    From my home!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    His wank sock will be wetter than the north Yorkshire moors!
    I'm in training for the Olympics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    I'm in training for the Olympics.
    Decathlon?
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    Catch a train to a plane
    to a place overseas.
    Over clouds over fields
    over rivers and trees.
    And they're serving me coffee
    to put me at ease.
    'Cos I'm drifting without you
    borne on the breeze.
    From my home!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Ahh I think it was Padme that sent me the link yesterday. If he only knew of the shrine I have in my cellar/bunker. When the Russians come he'll be safe with me.
    I'll wager that his definition of "safe" is radically different to yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    Decathlon?
    Does that mean ten times a day? Shhh I think Wedge has desires on him but I saw him first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    I'll wager that his definition of "safe" is radically different to yours.
    Come on look at him if he's straight I am and I'm not so he isn't.
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    Jarrod's dad has given him the money to get tickets for it.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
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    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

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