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Discuss Avatar tattoo. at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Cabana I think it looks like a fella with a dick coming ...
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    Senior Member Captain Cnutflap's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabana View Post
    I think it looks like a fella with a dick coming out of his head.


    Anyway, if I were to get a tatoo, I would not object to using my avatar.


    So Arte de marte....where be the picture of the proposed tat?
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    No tattoos on me, my body is a temple.
    My avatar (I did it for the ARRSE logo competition a couple of years ago, beaten at the final hurdle by the current Mr Mushroomhead) might look good without the word though, perhaps substituting 'ARRSE!' for something more insulting...
    Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy52 View Post
    I think I would but it needs a large space to show off on,,so I would have on my beer gut,,Still love the game tho......
    Trouble is tuffy, she is as common on a hairy bloke as a little baby dolphin on a petite girly shoulder. Or have I got that mixed up?

    Quote Originally Posted by crabtastic View Post
    You're welcome to borrow my avatar, if you like. It couldn't be much worse than this:

    You're right rock pool dweller, your awesome avatar would be an added bonus for the owner of those muntering things, that are badly disguised as thighs.
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    you wouldn't see mine...it'd be a fat pasty bird tattooed onto another fat pasty bird
    "It's NOT a fat ass. I suffer from Hippo-bottom-mass. You should feel sorry for me."

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    St George?

    Too right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
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    It'd have to be inked on to my right palm but why not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bungdit Din View Post
    when I was on this site a few years ago my avatar photo was similar to a tattoo I've already got. And I know I'm leaving myself wide open here (and yes I am A fat cnut)

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    But why did you have "Dunstable Tattoo Expo '98" inked on as well?

    BTW "The Kurgan" looks a bit like a fem there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I'd have mine tattooed. I think it would look awesome. Non idea where I'd put it though?!
    Next to your piercing?


    To the original question, probably not. On the other hand.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drivers_log View Post
    St George?

    Too right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty View Post
    It'd have to be inked on to my right palm but why not?
    That's the spirit lads.

    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider View Post
    No tattoos on me, my body is a temple.
    My avatar (I did it for the ARRSE logo competition a couple of years ago, beaten at the final hurdle by the current Mr Mushroomhead) might look good without the word though, perhaps substituting 'ARRSE!' for something more insulting...
    That'd be a great tattoo, if it wasn't for the Dutch footwear, and the fact you've drawn the poor chap standing in a puddle of piss. I agree the wording would have to change. Perhaps consider. 'New shoes.' Or 'Less beer, more towels.' Or your favourite. 'LOL.'
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