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Discuss Kim Jong Un gets the good news? at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; I've put this in the Naafi, because I doubt it's true. According to Chinese twitter ...
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10-02-2012, 18:42 #1Senior Member
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Kim Jong Un gets the good news?
I've put this in the Naafi, because I doubt it's true. According to Chinese twitter (yeah I know?!) Kim Jong un has been slotted.
Chinese Twitter Says Kim Jong-Un Was Assassinated This Morning In Beijing
I love the last comment on the story.
"We will only know Kim Jong-Un's fate for sure when a new picture of him looking at things emerges."Spike Milligan, comedy genius:
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10-02-2012, 18:48 #2Senior Member
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"Official Internet Rule: Any (Chinese) Twitter post that begins with "according to reliable source" is almost certainly fake."
Fair enough then. Shame really, it's been a boring day so far.I know i'm not the smartest or funniest bloke in the world, but I like to think I am...
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10-02-2012, 18:50 #3Senior Member
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Don't think so. World police have Dinnerjacket pencilled in for the spring first.
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10-02-2012, 18:52 #4
FAT chance!
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10-02-2012, 21:00 #5Senior Member
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Nah!, it,s a load of old shite mate, China Daily is not reporting it, but they ARE reporting a Syrian Opposition Group having meetings with Chinese Foreign Ministers in Peking which is at odds with China boosting Assad by vetoing the UN wrist slapping, Ho Hum! its a funny wold world innit.
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10-02-2012, 21:17 #6Senior Member
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Jong Un's assassination would be the last thing the region needs, beyond the immediate cheering comes the "oh fuck" moment, when the entire country collapses into civil war and the ensuing refugee crisis in South Korea and China
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Besides, the Chinese blogosphere is a terrible place to go looking for accurate news. Just ask the 'late' Jiang Zemin.
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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10-02-2012, 21:43 #9Senior Member
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Very true, hence my question mark at the end of the thread title and my opening remarks. It is very probably some pot smoking Chinaman tweeting,with nothing better to do(are there any Arrser's in China at the mo?) However as I understand it China has a tight control over it's home based internet. So who would be stupid enough or have the balls to post such a statement? Originally Posted by smartascarrots
Spike Milligan, comedy genius:
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
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It can have. That's not the same as 'always does'. Most of the time, if it doesn't affect domestic stability the authorities couldn't give a shit who posts what. Originally Posted by Murphy_Slaw
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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