Thought they were for washing your feet

Originally Posted by Porridge_gun

I think he's bluffing. If he can't eat, then he won't be shitting, therefore no need for bum roll.

Cheers for you help so far folks, can't imagine this one will take too long to box off, no need for bog roll in SPain either, we have Bidets to de clag your crimper.

Don't close it down too quickly. He is a big lump and if he is feeling a bit peckish you will need more than a few quid to fill the fridge.

As the saying goes, you would rather feed him for a week than a fortnight!

It's been a while since I've been able to send any cash, but a few sheckels inbound.

I'm in, should be available straight away.

Don't wast our hard-earned on cutlery either, it will only confuse him.

Incoming.

Bump!

Dosh sent. Don't waste money on buying the cunt bogroll though: he will only eat it, and since when has any Para been civilised enough to use the stuff?

Edited to add: let me know if you need some more. You skiplicking cunt who fondles underaged Spanish boys (yeah, yeah,: I know it's hard to tell the difference between them and girls).

Edit.........More going on than I knew.

Come on you slags! Donate some dosh or I'll post a photo of my plums.

I warned you...