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Discuss Your user names at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Some are pure entertainment, others incredibly clever... but user names often have walting undertones... tongue ...
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10-02-2012, 05:07 #1Senior Member
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Your user names
Some are pure entertainment, others incredibly clever... but user names often have walting undertones... tongue in cheek examples apart. It's amazing how much a user name can say about you.
Discuss.
Will Sf_sniper and Canopy_lover please step forward to take your awards?
Are Brown_job and Rubber_luver wise choices?
Perhaps Jesus_christ is in bad taste...but there is no evidence of moderation.
Ok.. Boring_twat is up for grabs... I'll get my head down again...zzzz.
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10-02-2012, 05:13 #2Senior Member
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I chose mine because superdeathkillcommando was already taken.
High on life. And glue.
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10-02-2012, 05:27 #3Senior Member
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I thought mine had a nice jolly ring to it. I was tempted to change Arte to Farty, but that sounded a bit rude.
So I didn't.If you are an ex-serviceman or woman who wants to network mutual commercial interests, you can PM me for an invite to join the new ARRSE Business Group.
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10-02-2012, 05:39 #4Senior Member
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Mine was a nickname we gave to some unfortunate at school. His last name was Freeman but I can't recall how the 'pigshit' got added. Used to drive him nuts though, he spent half his life in detention due to the number of twattings he dished out to anyone using it. I remembered him only because someone told me he walked in front of a train after his missus ditched him for his sister.
The day I signed up, I had also spent about eight hours shifting several tons of pig crap using only a shovel and a quad with small trailer.
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10-02-2012, 05:51 #5Senior Member
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Mine is an absolute embarrassment to me now (I wish I could change it) - I chose it on the spur of the moment without giving any real thought to it when I first joined arrse, shortly after getting out and going to university to become a law student. I'm now a qualified solicitor and everytime I log on and see it I think, "that really makes you sound like a complete twat.."
Queue replies from fellow arrsers confirming that I am in fact a complete twat..
Last edited by legal_eagle; 10-02-2012 at 05:54.
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10-02-2012, 06:12 #6Senior Member
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My profession isn't Professoring, But I may be mad.
Last edited by Mad Professor; 10-02-2012 at 06:17. Reason: Re-aninating corpses by harnessing lightning
narc likes this.To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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10-02-2012, 06:19 #7Senior Member
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Mine comes from my former workplace, a 911 centre. I was for most of my career a fire service dispatcher and used to answer the confidential or back phone "Fireplace [name].'
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10-02-2012, 06:20 #8
I was going to go for 'secondmanonthebalconyhonest' but it wouldn't fit.
legal_eagle likes this.
I fucked your country and became very rich. What are you going to do about it?
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10-02-2012, 06:53 #9Senior Member
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I think my nick prevents me from being taken too seriously /o\
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10-02-2012, 07:43 #10Senior Member
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Why? Aren't you a real captain?
Originally Posted by Captain Cnutflap
Your_Mums_Pal and MPKaiser like this.High on life. And glue.
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