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Discuss Your user names at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Letterwritingman Mine was chosen after something (unaouthorised) I wrote, was published in ...
  1. 10-02-2012, 12:51 #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Letterwritingman View Post
    Mine was chosen after something (unaouthorised) I wrote, was published in a very widely read medium and caused much angst and gnashing of teeth in the 'I choose you, you choose me fraternity'; fortunately for me, my 'published commentary' would have meant that 'their unaouthorised commentary'; published prior to my own would have possibly deprived the military of many highly skilled individuals had they chosen to continue down the disciplinary route. Legally that single word 'Precedence' can throw a complete spanner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cernunnos View Post
    So why didn't you choose "Yappy_knockingshop_rat-thingy"?

    Persec,,,for the doggy..
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy52 View Post
    Mine is quite simple and straight forward,however if I told you I would have to kill you....

    Here is a hint.....
    What, you chose the name because you are a screaming homosexual?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman View Post
    What, you chose the name because you are a screaming homosexual?
    Just because I like little boys bums does not make me a queer,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy52 View Post
    Mine is quite simple and straight forward,however if I told you I would have to kill you....

    Here is a hint.....
    Did you choose it because you sniff dogs arses every week of the year?
    Catch a train to a plane
    to a place overseas.
    Over clouds over fields
    over rivers and trees.
    And they're serving me coffee
    to put me at ease.
    'Cos I'm drifting without you
    borne on the breeze.
    From my home!

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    Oh? What do you do with them then, eat them?
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    I'm a dummy who seems to crash a lot, simples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HHH View Post
    Mine is due to my name being "H" and I have a stutter!!


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    I just thought you liked wrestling honestly :/
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    I chose mine as I'm half Guatamalan and I work in IT.*






    *Some of the above may be untrue, or down right fibs.
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