Mine is because I'm a scouser and I rob people at the roadside.

Originally Posted by The_Highway_Man

Mine is because I'm a scouser and I rob people at the roadside.

I always wondered what the Highways Agency did for a living.

Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

I always wondered what the Highways Agency did for a living.

No more so than the HA Wombles themselves.

Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

I always wondered what the Highways Agency did for a living.

Traffic Police Walts?


(I'm aware some are exPlod)

Originally Posted by The_Highway_Man

Mine is because I'm a scouser and I rob people at the roadside.

Plastic Plod Walt.

Originally Posted by eodmatt

I don't know you so am unable to form an opinion as to your twatishness. However from experience I can say that lawyers are cunts. You only have to look at the Blairs for confirmation. My daughter agrees with me on this subject - and she is a lawyer.

Your daughter is 100% correct! - however, I absolutely have to defend myself against comparisons with the Bliars - they were both barristers (she still is) who turned to politics - solicitors like me might be cnuts but the likes of the Bliars are a whole new level of @rsehole - i don't mind being hated for my profession - I'll be the first to admit a lot of the hatred and mistrust is well deserved, but please don't compare me to the Bliars, I'm not that self centred and arrogant..and EVIL....
P.S. I know i'm gonna get belt fed for saying this....but there are some good and honest solicitors out there - they may be in the minority but they do exist..honestly!!!!

Mine is because I was once told I had a face like a pitbull licking piss off of a thistle

Originally Posted by legal_eagle

Your daughter is 100% correct! - however, I absolutely have to defend myself against comparisons with the Bliars - they were both barristers (she still is) who turned to politics - solicitors like me might be cnuts but the likes of the Bliars are a whole new level of @rsehole - i don't mind being hated for my profession - I'll be the first to admit a lot of the hatred and mistrust is well deserved, but please don't compare me to the Bliars, I'm not that self centred and arrogant..and EVIL....
P.S. I know i'm gonna get belt fed for saying this....but there are some good and honest solicitors out there - they may be in the minority but they do exist..honestly!!!!

Stop fucking bleating and PM me your contacts I might have a bit of work for you.

Originally Posted by RorkesD

well it was a bit presumptuous to use that, and if you did not get your training contract then you be a complete twat or a legal Penguin .. however

Absolutely correct - I have no defence for that...I was lucky enough to get a training contract - after about 150 applications (no lie) - but I can tell you one thing for sure - being a lawyer is shit - it's no where near as well paid as people think it is and it's long hours and stressful....I always thought that office hours would be a piece of piss after 10 years in the army - WRONG - I'm absolutely shattered at the end of every day.....I digresss - advice for anyone thinking of getting out...DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!! do your 22, take the pension and live comfortably ever after, there's not a day goes by that i don't wish i'd stayed in...there's frcuk all out here lads, and when you do get a job, they actually make you work for your money - no sports on wednesday afternoon, no early finish on a friday, no buckshee leave at xmas or summer when the colonel's in a good mood - 4 weeks a year, 5 if you're lucky...stay in green, it's not as bad as you think!!!!!

Originally Posted by legal_eagle

.....I digresss - advice for anyone thinking of getting out...DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!! do your 22, take the pension and live comfortably ever after, there's not a day goes by that i don't wish i'd stayed in...there's frcuk all out here lads, and when you do get a job, they actually make you work for your money - no sports on wednesday afternoon, no early finish on a friday, no buckshee leave at xmas or summer when the colonel's in a good mood - 4 weeks a year, 5 if you're lucky...stay in green, it's not as bad as you think!!!!!

Absolute rubbish! Anyone who served in the forces will automatically be appointed to a job of the status of Chairman of ICI as they are, by very nature, better than gopping civvies