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Discuss Guess what this is. at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; A Hols4Heroes bottle opener to the best answer, and no 3rd, it is not my ...
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10-02-2012, 03:18 #1Senior Member
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Guess what this is.
A Hols4Heroes bottle opener to the best answer, and no 3rd, it is not my Minky. (That just pissed on your bonfire),3rdStafford likes this."What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
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"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
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10-02-2012, 03:26 #2
Shaky shot of your mutt's manky lugholes.
Poor little bastard.
I hate to think what your 'Minky' looks like if you believe it could be mistaken for a hound's ear.Last edited by cloudbuster; 10-02-2012 at 03:30.
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10-02-2012, 03:30 #3Senior Member
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Poor little bastard? Poor little bastard?
Originally Posted by cloudbuster
I've spent the best part of 2 days awake with him, and the photo of the bandage on his ear didn't work. Did he discard the bandage at the earliest time he could? Fucking right he did, the little rat. He's asleep now, which means another night on the couch for me.
You've defo shat the bottle opener though, I was looking for witty replies."What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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10-02-2012, 03:30 #4Senior Member
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Her name is Alice, and she used to frequent a certain bar in Hohne. No matter what she says, I did not give her that funny looking infection!
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10-02-2012, 03:32 #5Nothing quite like the love of a responsible pet owner. As for the novelty bottle-opener, I'm very happy with my Homer Simpson one, ta. Originally Posted by The_Snail
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10-02-2012, 03:41 #6Senior Member
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It's Chewbacca on a Michael Jackson day, it is. No, it is!
What's the prize?
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10-02-2012, 03:51 #7Senior Member
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Insiders, or people who hover their mouse over the photo get fuck all. Originally Posted by XRE_987
I could always rustle up some shit and blood stained clothing in a shoe box for you if you send 3rd your address.
Do try harder. C-"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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10-02-2012, 03:56 #8Senior Member
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Can you not fit one of those 'bottomless bucket' things over its head? You could model it for us.
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10-02-2012, 04:09 #9Senior Member
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I didn't, honest, took me while to search for various names from Sci-Fi series just knowing I'd seen it somewhere before, but I don't expect you to believe that. And now that you pointed out the mouse hovering thing, I can see why. Originally Posted by The_Snail
Is there a prize for best loser? Or worst loser? Anything would do. Well, almost anything.
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10-02-2012, 04:11 #10Do you think Dale might have an empty KFC bucket or two about the squat? Originally Posted by Mark The Convict
Can you not fit one of those 'bottomless bucket' things over its head? You could model it for us.
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