Originally Posted by XRE_987

I didn't, honest, took me while to search for various names from Sci-Fi series just knowing I'd seen it somewhere before, but I don't expect you to believe that. And now that you pointed out the mouse hovering thing, I can see why.

Is there a prize for best loser? Or worst loser? Anything would do. Well, almost anything.

Maybe if you'd said - "Hungover ewok", you might have won

Originally Posted by cloudbuster

Do you think Dale might have an empty KFC bucket or two about the squat?

You touch yourself and think about me don't you?

Originally Posted by The_Snail

You touch yourself and think about me don't you?

Constantly.

I was going to go with Chewbacca's girlfriend's clunge, but as Chewbacca has already been taken I'll guess it's Dale's arrse.

It looks like the cup of coffee I saw in her kitchen 6 months ago

I'm going to get a kicking and a stinking ginger bath mat shoved under my nose

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Looks like a really bad afghan rug.

It looks like the front bottom of a young lady (above legal age) whose person I used to frequent in Stowmarket. She was, as far as I can recall, unaware of my frequenting her as she could normally be found asleep somewhere cradling a large bottle of Maddog 20/20 and shouting at buses and cars in her sleep. She came from a line of female hirsute Stomarket inhabitants who had managed to develop the ability to walk upright in the late 20th Century. She also possessed a set of unfeasibly massive mammary glands that swung very independently of each other and the nipples had hair the same coarseness of which can be found on the coarsest of doormats. Forget her name but she did save me a veritable fortune in alcoholic beverages and condoms as noone else in their right mind would admit or even attempt to step the light fantastic with this poor creature. I did however have to invest in brown paperbags.