Originally Posted by The_Snail

I'm fine, I'm going to go to bed with my pedigree dog in my half a milliion pound house and watch telly.

Yourself?

Bed in 20 min - no pedigree dog... or telly - telly in bed leads to me falling asleep and then waking up to some random infomercial!

Originally Posted by XRE_987

Oh, christ, thanks for that extra shovel CB, was thinking I may not be able to dig a hole deep enough

(a most beautiful quote, btw, I doff my flat cap to you)

All part of the service.

Originally Posted by The_Snail

If you actually were my dog, I'd be kicking the living shit out of you for keeping me awake for nearly 2 days and making me smell of shit, piss and blood.

Why is that the dog's fault?

You always smell like a masturbating chimp's fist, you dog faced hag.

i wonder what is her opinion on SLR's

The barrel is satisfyingly long but too thin but the stock works her clopper a treat.

Don't use the wooden furniture versions, they grow mould if left damp.

Originally Posted by pinty

i wonder what is her opinion on SLR's

She can't even work the camera on a phone properly, never mind one of these: