Originally Posted by The_Snail

I've just spent 2 hours cleaning out my dog's ear. I haven't even started on you yet. I am merely playing with you.

How's he/she doing? (The dog not Mav). Spaniels' ears are a law unto themselves, scatty but brilliant dogs

Originally Posted by XRE_987

Spaniels' ears are a law unto themselves,

When did the conversation turn to Dale's "tits"?

Originally Posted by XRE_987

How's he/she doing? (The dog not Mav). Spaniels' ears are a law unto themselves, scatty but brilliant dogs

He's dead. Thanks for asking.



Oh come on, it's the internet, he smells like he's dead anyway.

Originally Posted by The_Snail

He's dead. Thanks for asking.



Oh come on, it's the internet, he smells like he's dead anyway.

I don't smell that bad!

Originally Posted by Mav

I don't smell that bad!

If you actually were my dog, I'd be kicking the living shit out of you for keeping me awake for nearly 2 days and making me smell of shit, piss and blood.

But you're not.

Every cloud has a silver lining eh?

Originally Posted by The_Snail

He's dead. Thanks for asking.

Well, now we're on the subject maybe you tried too hard with the cotton-buds - poked his brains out the other side? Women can be so OCD with that stuff...

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Oh come on, it's the internet, he smells like he's dead anyway.

OK, dogs do that smell thing, particularly when they have infections (had the anal gland thing yet?) and when they're wet! Still got to love 'em though





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Originally Posted by XRE_987

............had the anal gland thing yet?

Dale or the pooch?

Originally Posted by The_Snail

If you actually were my dog, I'd be kicking the living shit out of you for keeping me awake for nearly 2 days and making me smell of shit, piss and blood.

But you're not.

Every cloud has a silver lining eh?

My day just keeps getting better... unlike yours... sorry

Originally Posted by cloudbuster

Dale or the pooch?

Oh, christ, thanks for that extra shovel CB, was thinking I may not be able to dig a hole deep enough

(a most beautiful quote, btw, I doff my flat cap to you)

Originally Posted by Mav

My day just keeps getting better... unlike yours... sorry

I'm fine, I'm going to go to bed with my pedigree dog in my half a milliion pound house and watch telly.

Yourself?