What are the greatest leg opener lines, meals, drinks or just plain desperate begging that have ever worked for you. Back when we still had a bit of empire left, Rum and Babycham mixed was reckoned to be the real deal. Of course that's before all these exotic drinks made an appearance. My best line used to be, "If you buy me a pint I will let you take me home with you". Well it worked for me a few times.

Money, hammers, chloroform.

Queue a zillion replies of "get in the van, I have a knife", "let's not turn this rape into a murder" and variations thereof.

Your dad must off been a the if, coz he stole the stars blah blah blah. Lets be honest they never worked coz I am an ugly fucker.. Prostitutes are for winners ;)

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Queue a zillion replies of "get in the van, I have a knife", "let's not turn this rape into a murder" and variations thereof.

What are you, queer?

Originally Posted by The_Big_Floater

Your dad must off been a the if,

What the fuck have you been snorting?

Originally Posted by Jimmy_Green

What the fuck have you been snorting?

The usual..... why u ask...... okay spelling is shite no need to have a go :0) and yes it is a crap response.

Originally Posted by Jimmy_Green

What the fuck have you been snorting?

It should say thief, took me a few minutes to work that one out.

Being rich or appearing thus is the only reliable method. All the others depend on a complex cognitive algorithm that only runs in female brains, which judges your worthiness based on your age, looks and the value of your clothing relative to other males in the room, their marital status and the proximity of their spouses, the lateness of the hour, her age and the value she places on access to her damp and tufted parts, and the amount of alcohol she has consumed.

"Suck this" has been known to work. Not often admittedly, but it has occasionally, with the response being "that'll be 20 dollars".