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Discuss The greatest leg openers at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; "Well I'm going upstairs. You can either come with me or stay down here with ...
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09-02-2012, 21:57 #61Senior Member
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"Well I'm going upstairs. You can either come with me or stay down here with these ruffians."
Said by a friend (not me, honest... *cough*) to a seventeen-year-old girl in one of the dodgiest biker bars I've ever set foot in. Worked like a charm, she was fucking terrified.
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09-02-2012, 22:08 #62Senior Member
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D'yer fuck? Worked eventually.
Anyone recall 'Free Willy'? Frequented Chicksands shag and shufle habitually. Never knew his real name, but never went home empty handed. The thing was he was about 9st wet through and looked like the love child of Jarvis Cocker and K D Lang. He also went by the name 'the Terminator' on account of his massif 5 press up max out. A God amongst men.Dishonour before death!!
My Service Career and work ethic - Too much a poof for the SAS, too lazy for P Coy, too sea sick for the Marines, too inept for anything vaguly glamourous, but not too scared to ask that fat MT lass to dance down the bop.
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09-02-2012, 22:23 #63Senior Member
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Met a "resistant" girl and arranged another date for the following Saturday. Told her I was going to hypnotise her and amid giggles (from her) looked deep into her eyes and told her that every time she took off her panties, she would think about me going down on her.
A week later, she nearly raped me all the while whimpering "oh you bastard" ...
Result.Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
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09-02-2012, 23:24 #64Senior Member
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don't make a noise I gotta knife ?
A sapper with an idea is like a monkey with a hand grenade
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10-02-2012, 00:13 #65Senior Member
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"I'm Scottish". Worked a treat in the States.
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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10-02-2012, 00:53 #66Ah, the old 'sympathy shag' - good call.
Originally Posted by smartascarrots
I fucked your country and became very rich. What are you going to do about it?
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10-02-2012, 00:56 #67Senior Member
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This is worrying, my missus says the same, but with a bit of Gym and lots of cash thrown in. Anyone told them the bloke's really a thieving homeless loser prone to temper tantrums? But agreed, just take a walk on the shallow side , the bloke's an arrse but we've got to do what a bloke's got to do . And most of the women I've known, don't wear pants. Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner
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10-02-2012, 02:07 #68Senior Member
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Summer grasses -
All that remains
of soldiers' dreams.
Basho
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10-02-2012, 02:13 #69Senior Member
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My good looks and charm have been all I've ever needed!
Sent from my iPhone using my ARRSEHere's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
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All I ever have to do is lick my eyebrows back into shape.
Works every time.Ying tong iddle I po.
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