Clog factory closed, what do the hairy dungaree wearing lezzers wear on their feet?

From my last experiences of the place, anything made of hemp.

Originally Posted by Rotta

From my last experiences of the place, anything made of hemp.

They wear spliffs on their feet? What a fucking waste!

Originally Posted by jonnopne21

a rug muncher standing out side a shop in hebden bridge

You can tell she's a lesbian. She's got Dyke's neck.

I work near Hebden Bridge and the stories I hear from friends and colleagues just amaze me. The place is quite afluent but has higher than average levels of tooth decay in children because their parents won't allow them to have fluoride in their toothpaste. MMR vaccines are also shunned with predicable consequnces. My favourite one is the mum who was advised to give her sick child Calpol but would only do so if she could get organic Calpol. The place is polulated by muppets.

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Perhaps we could have an arrse crawl there? We'd make the local chicks realise why they became lezzers. Then the arrse maidens will arrive, and they will all consider trying cock again.

That is a brilliant idea ! Where the fuck is it anyway ?

Originally Posted by Jacques_Bustard

I work near Hebden Bridge and the stories I hear from friends and colleagues just amaze me. The place is quite afluent but has higher than average levels of tooth decay in children because their parents won't allow them to have fluoride in their toothpaste. MMR vaccines are also shunned with predicable consequnces. My favourite one is the mum who was advised to give her sick child Calpol but would only do so if she could get organic Calpol. The place is polulated by muppets.

Sounds like Totnes in Devon. They'd eat catshit if it was organically produced.

Sounds like a good place to have a uranium recycle centre ;)

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Perhaps we could have an arrse crawl there? We'd make the local chicks realise why they became lezzers. Then the arrse maidens will arrive, and they will all consider trying cock again.

that would be a crawl id consider going on. I lived there and further up in a village with a largely unpronounced name that is famous for beheading 'coiners' a few hundred years ago who themselves decapitated a tax man. Kooky feeling to the place.

You'd need to drag out your crawl.

First stop, Halifax, Leuweins, Cats Bar and the Union Cross, then down to Sowerby Bridge for one in the Engineers then down to the station pub full of rocket fuel real ales.

Then the bridge, quality place but your assured one thing, any gobby cunt who is out for a row after a few wets will certainly get one, its high in unemloyment, awash with cheap drugs and full of farm hand looking lads who have a tendencay to oblige, the scruffy cunts.

Have a look at it here; Shed Your Tears and Walk Away -Trailer - YouTube


(also, a famous actress goes to AA in the Bridges community centre, I'd suggest you all tip up and giver her your support courtesy of the offer of a few beers)

Whinging junkie cunts though, Bradford is 30 minutes away, Leeds is 40, Huddersfield 25 and Manchester 50 all with jobs..
The lad who gets a wibble on dies, unfortunate, I've spoken to him a few times and filled a carrier bag up with some ,Special B for him but he wouldnt say who served with in Rwanda in 1992.

Also, some stunning crop haired bean flickers you'll see if you stay out for night. (Brettarider, you NEED to see the uni birds that enjoy tipping the velvet now down the new builds)

And although eating is cheating, the Tum Nuk Thai is fucking lush..
Like this one;

Aww fuck dont temp me HCv only thing was I never seen any tidy lezzers when I passed through it. Didn't know she flicked the bean. So who' the alchy actress?