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Discuss media whores at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; We all shit em - AMM get rights on my tits and so do some ...
  1. 09-02-2012, 13:24 #1
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    media whores

    We all shit em - AMM get rights on my tits and so do some of these other fuckers.

    Here my total cunt of the day its heather mills on the leveson inquiry.

    Leveson Inquiry: live - Telegraph

    Shed burn her own grandmother to save herself...... boils my piss no end

    Jordan aka katie price needs a .50 cal also..

    max clifford total cunt.

    So whose on your celebrity deathwish list due to media whoring...... because they are so self absorbed cunts????
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    Bitterandtwisted would be first against the wall!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    We all shit em - AMM get rights on my tits and so do some of these other fuckers.

    Here my total cunt of the day its heather mills on the leveson inquiry.

    Leveson Inquiry: live - Telegraph

    Shed burn her own grandmother to save herself...... boils my piss no end

    Jordan aka katie price needs a .50 cal also..

    max clifford total cunt.

    So whose on your celebrity deathwish list due to media whoring...... because they are so self absorbed cunts????
    Your bored arn't you!
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    its called on leave old boy! you should try it!
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    Your bored arn't you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    its called on leave old boy! you should try it!
    I remember those days.
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    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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    Ironic that you are so media whorist...seeing as you are publically complaining on a website...hmm?...eh? this thread smacks of media whorism to me. There. It has been said.

    Oh and this is a joke I made up: What have Abu Quatada and Peter Andre got in common? They both have been tortured by Jordan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy View Post
    Oh and this is a joke I made up: What have Abu Quatada and Peter Andre got in common? They both have been tortured by Jordan.
    I preferred the one about the bloke sitting on his bed pulling off his boxers...

    Mind Harry Hill came out with a good one about that twat Andre bloke. He mentioned Peter Andre's new fragrance "Desperation"...



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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    We all shit em - AMM get rights on my tits and so do some of these other fuckers.

    Shed burn her own grandmother to save herself...... boils my piss no end

    Jordan aka katie price needs a .50 cal also..

    max clifford total cunt.

    Somebody say shed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    I remember those days.
    Do you? If you were you were obviously doing it wrong. I can't remember much of my time on leave.
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