Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat

Jeez, look at that balloon knot though.... you could be up to the plums before she enquired, "Is it in yet ?"

Oh, she's blatantly had her back doors smashed in. Some feminist she is, the cock-hungry slunt.

Originally Posted by Gobbly wobbly

Nope, not really.

Apparently the fat git has bought a retirement home in Chirk, about ten miles from where I live. If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose. Chirk has two distinguishing features, a chipboard factory and a chocolate factory. When the chipboard factory isn't actually on fire then it seems to spend all it's time pumping out a very fine sawdust and a gluey resin ideal for sticking to the bodywork of your car. Still, at least it smells of chocolate.

Chocolate+Chipboard? You sure it's not a Ferrerra Rocher factory?

Originally Posted by lost_ulsterman

Somebody say shed?

I have two!

Originally Posted by slipperman

Media whore to end all media whores? What about John Prescott, the fat, northern barsteward? He makes my ears bleed and it is straight to the off switch when he appears on TV or radio (seems to quite often these days, has he not got a job to do?). Oh and I refuse to call the hypocritical wanker a Lord - what a waste of Ermine (and there was plenty of it).

I read that the pie and beans eating buffoon is interested in one of the new Police Commissioner jobs. He's corrupt enough I suppose.

Originally Posted by gladwda

I'd still go Katie Price though, even if she's a total disaster of a human being.

It must be like fucking a drive through car wash.

Originally Posted by Monty417

I read that the pie and beans eating buffoon is interested in one of the new Police Commissioner jobs. He's corrupt enough I suppose.

Someone told him the job comes with a lifetime supply of Dunkin Donuts.

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Paris fucking Hilton and Peaches cunting Geldof. Talentless attention whores.

Originally Posted by Koschei

Oh, she's blatantly had her back doors smashed in. Some feminist she is, the cock-hungry slunt.

The only thing that would put it's tongue in there is a Komodo Dragon. It would be love at first sight.

Originally Posted by Giancarlo_Badass

I have two!

Me two.(Hee Hee) 1 wood, 1 metal. I might buy another. I love sheds. Oooh excuse me I must go and err......

Originally Posted by Monty417

I read that the pie and beans eating buffoon is interested in one of the new Police Commissioner jobs. He's corrupt enough I suppose.

Humberside. This place could with a bit of humour.