Originally Posted by jinxy

In his day and mine. the internet was not invented.

So we spent are leave, whoring and drinking.

however Mrs Bitterandtwisted doth not approve of me whoring strangely enough therefore I have to have a beer and talk bollox on here instead.

Piers Moron sits at the top of the pile.
Oh and Richard "Gobsite Millionaire" Littlejohn.
I can't stand James Dellingpole in the Speccy either; the witless, armchair warrior fuckwit.

Clifford's alright, imho. He spends more time keeping stories out of the papers than getting them in, which is a great public service.

Think I'll add Julian Assange to the list of media whores. Looks hugely pleased with himself the whole time but for some reason got all shitty when the Guardian decided to have a bit of a look at him and not just support Wikileaks.

Total tool.

Mykleene Ass.....

Yes she's a looker. but you can guarantee that if she's in it..... it will be a piece of cheap, "Princess Productions" type of forgettable shite and she's all over the media like a dose of scabies, can't get away from the smirking bitch.

Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat

Mykleene Ass.....

Yes she's a looker. but you can guarantee that if she's in it..... it will be a piece of cheap, "Princess Productions" type of forgettable shite and she's all over the media like a dose of scabies, can't get away from the smirking bitch.

There's much worse than her,

Any of those feckers that have been on BB, Get me out of here or any of the other trash programmes that promote their old self being & lousy shite career because their useless for nothing all else on TV,

here's a few:

Jedward, just shoot them up against the wall & give us some peace
Brian Dowling, new BB presenter FFS even Davina is worth half a letch
and the worst pig is that Blonde Vanessa Feltz who's also on the radio, both tv & radio torture.

'What have Abu Quatada and Peter Andre got in common? They both have been tortured by Jordan'.

He shoots, he scores.

Originally Posted by jinxy

In his day and mine. the internet was not invented.

So we spent are leave, whoring and drinking.

Ah Yes I remember it well........

Originally Posted by donmac

He's Welsh, proudly so, apparently;
"I’ve always felt very proud of Wales and being Welsh...I was born in Wales, went to school in Wales and my mother was Welsh. I’m Welsh. It’s my place of birth, my country."
Well I think that's what he's trying to say.
Bet the rest of Wales is chuffed to fuck!

Nope, not really.

Apparently the fat git has bought a retirement home in Chirk, about ten miles from where I live. If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose. Chirk has two distinguishing features, a chipboard factory and a chocolate factory. When the chipboard factory isn't actually on fire then it seems to spend all it's time pumping out a very fine sawdust and a gluey resin ideal for sticking to the bodywork of your car. Still, at least it smells of chocolate.

Originally Posted by re-stilly

Germaine Greer is someone who's contribution to modern society is the sum total of fuck all.

If you can crack one off to that gopping gash you're a braver man than I am.

Originally Posted by Koschei

If you can crack one off to that gopping gash you're a braver man than I am.

You lot are spoiled, back in the 60's they all looked like that (except the ones Gary Glitter was molesting )


Isn't that the photo that one of the hippy mags made into a sort of jigsaw.... cut it out, put in back into correct order to realise you just wasted three good spliffs?



Jeez, look at that balloon knot though.... you could be up to the plums before she enquired, "Is it in yet ?"