Media whore to end all media whores? What about John Prescott, the fat, northern barsteward? He makes my ears bleed and it is straight to the off switch when he appears on TV or radio (seems to quite often these days, has he not got a job to do?). Oh and I refuse to call the hypocritical wanker a Lord - what a waste of Ermine (and there was plenty of it).

Germaine Greer is someone who's contribution to modern society is the sum total of fuck all.

"Here John...we can do you year-round all you can eat voucher for your local chippy. We'll just need you to fill your rubbery chubby lungs and shout pro-Labour clap trap like a pissed old tramp everytime the camera settles on you for more than a third of a second. Actually it doesnt matter if you're out of shot as well thinking of it, just badly deliver a confused, ranting monologue at any opportunity. That's it John....eat up....eat those chips eh? Good boy, good boy..."

Chicken tikka wrap for me, them pasties look iffy!

I'd still go Katie Price though, even if she's a total disaster of a human being.

Originally Posted by gladwda

I'd still go Katie Price though, even if she's a total disaster of a human being.

She must have a clunge that makes the Dartford Tunnel look like a woodworm hole.

Originally Posted by gladwda

I'd still go Katie Price though, even if she's a total disaster of a human being.

Be like waving a woodbine in the Albert Hall

I have a particular loathing for the ex-military media whores. "Rent-a-Quotes" as I once heard them described.

Col Bob Stewart
John "Chippy-Arsed ex-JT" Nichol
Patrick Mercer
That Navy gobshite Muxworthy
Col Richard Kemp
Lord West "I am just a simple sailor" - Yeah, you got that bit right, Popeye

Fuck 'em all, Once you leave the mob, have the decency to leave your commenting to the hallowed pages of ARRSE, or the RBL, eh?

Bloody snowing outside again - may have to go home early

I hear that Heather Mills is a right laugh when she's legless.