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Discuss Ok confess which arrser was this? at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Who's being feeling pretty desperate recently?
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08-02-2012, 22:06 #1Senior Member
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Ok confess which arrser was this?
Who's being feeling pretty desperate recently?
Police search for man who stole rubber doll from sex shop | Mail Online
In a nutshell a masked bloke broke into a sex shop armed with a knife grabbed a sex doll titled "Fuck me Silly" then made his escape without nicking anything else.
Now I've heard of finding a last resort but thats insane even if the product is allegedly so popular its sold out.
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08-02-2012, 22:09 #2Senior Member
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I hope it's not one of those Afghan sex dolls. As soon as you take them on a bus, plane, or tube they blow themselves up!
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08-02-2012, 22:14 #3Senior Member
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Doubt it was an Arrser, the sheep is still in the shop
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08-02-2012, 22:19 #4
An arrser would rob a pet shop, Hamsters Gerbils Mice. tubing etc
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08-02-2012, 22:21 #5Member
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if pets at home started selling beer I'd cancel my spearmint rhino membership
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Edward Heath (the cnut) proving he knew nothing about the people of this country:
"I dismissed Mr Powell because I believed his speech was inflammatory and liable to damage race relations. I am determined to do everything I can to prevent racial problems developing into civil strife… I don't believe the great majority of the British people share Mr Powell's way of putting his views in his speech."
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09-02-2012, 12:18 #6Senior Member
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Last time I had one, I bit her arse and she just farted and jumped out of the window...
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09-02-2012, 12:20 #7Senior Member
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A typical Arrser would start an outrage thread calling it a walt.
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09-02-2012, 12:21 #8Senior Member
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Perhaps he's called Silly? Originally Posted by Abdiel
'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!
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09-02-2012, 12:21 #9
Stacker hasn't been on this morning.
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09-02-2012, 12:24 #10Senior Member
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Wrong, a typical Arrser would've pinched this. Originally Posted by Fugly
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