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Discuss The Mature Dating advert here on ARRSE at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; I wonder if that applies to f*cking ginger dogs?...
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    I wonder if that applies to f*cking ginger dogs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruckerwocman View Post
    I wonder if that applies to f*cking ginger dogs?

    Just pray that I hunt you down and dispose of you before my ginger nieces do. My methods are swift and almost painless, however the ginger sweethearts are not as forgiving as me. Take care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruckerwocman View Post
    I wonder if that applies to f*cking ginger dogs?
    Depends if the ginger dog wants to let you fuck it!
    Catch a train to a plane
    to a place overseas.
    Over clouds over fields
    over rivers and trees.
    And they're serving me coffee
    to put me at ease.
    'Cos I'm drifting without you
    borne on the breeze.
    From my home!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruckerwocman View Post
    I wonder if that applies to f*cking ginger dogs?

    I'm nicking that to post on my daughter's facebook page
    "When I want to lose weight, I'll trim my beard!"

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    Looks a bit like some of the disgusting creatures that venture into my shop with the stinking attitude of some fucking supermodel. I often feel like saying to them, "It'll take more than fucking mascara sweatheart...!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post


    Well would you?
    Yes, but only to get to her over 16 year old daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Showmi_York-Hunt View Post
    Yes, but only to get to her over 16 year old daughter.
    Were you wanking with one hand and typing with the other when you wrote that?
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    Catch a train to a plane
    to a place overseas.
    Over clouds over fields
    over rivers and trees.
    And they're serving me coffee
    to put me at ease.
    'Cos I'm drifting without you
    borne on the breeze.
    From my home!


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    This little pussy is actually the logo for,,,,The Christian Dating site...If in Rome etc,,Big discount if your name is Daniel and you are a Saint......

    Christian Dating Website, Christian Dating Agencies, Christian Singles Sites
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    Were you wanking with one hand and typing with the other when you wrote that?
    Nope, I need to wank with both hands my cock's that big, so the head-wand I nicked off your little sister last time I kicked her back doors in comes in really useful!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Showmi_York-Hunt View Post
    Nope, I need to wank with both hands my cock's that big, so the head-wand I nicked off your little sister last time I kicked her back doors in comes in really useful!

    I wondered why I hadn't heard from her, the dirty scutter!
    Have you been to the clinic? She's got more infections than a Nairobi brothel!
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    Catch a train to a plane
    to a place overseas.
    Over clouds over fields
    over rivers and trees.
    And they're serving me coffee
    to put me at ease.
    'Cos I'm drifting without you
    borne on the breeze.
    From my home!


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