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Discuss A very pretty prolapse. at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Dunno, i quietly asked him to shut up (his mouth, not his hoop) after describing ...
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    Dunno, i quietly asked him to shut up (his mouth, not his hoop) after describing the symptoms to me in lurid detail. Nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selfloadingretard View Post
    I know a gay friend who has so much trouble with his sphincter control he has to use a tamponlike buttplug thingy the dirty windjammer
    Yes, 'friend', of course.

    You big arse-tampon using hermer.
    'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    Rectal Tampons

    there you go Hector....male order (snigger)
    Could you possibly keep a couple of them under your sweaty tits? Leave the application of butt musk to me...

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    Oh fuck i've been outed as a hetero walt *runs for hills* ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selfloadingretard View Post
    Oh fuck i've been outed as a hetero walt *runs for hills* ha
    I wouldn't run to the hills if I was you, they still have 1800's attitudes to bumders in Wales. Different if it was sheep you were into...
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    'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'

    Glow In The Dark Turbo Dough.

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    Any port in a storm old chap. P.s just throwing it out there but fancy a bum?

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    Prolapse?,,,just Google,,,Dirty Garden Girl.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    Rectal Tampons

    there you go Hector....male order (snigger)
    "Active ingredients:
    High organic mud- Regenerates micro flora"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selfloadingretard View Post
    I know a gay friend........
    Yeah. Right. Are you sitting comfortably?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    We used to fill the rectum with a 'polyfilla-like' barium paste, then sit the patient on a special radio-lucent toilet and use real time xray to record them shitting it out again.
    You were just making bizarre, niche porn using unwitting patients as performers, weren't you?
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