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Girlfriend egged on gang member to spark massive brawl between rivals armed with chilling arsenal of weapons | Mail Online

So how to deal with?

I favour a thunderdome stylee event where the whole lot are shoved in and told to fight to the death... finally we send in a lion. Been watchng to much Spartacus me thinks.

And should the NHS now bill these cretins for the costly medically care of the one who got 'almost fatally' stabbed?

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

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Girlfriend egged on gang member to spark massive brawl between rivals armed with chilling arsenal of weapons | Mail Online

So how to deal with?

I favour a thunderdome stylee event where the whole lot are shoved in and told to fight to the death... finally we send in a lion. Been watchng to much Spartacus me thinks.

And should the NHS now bill these cretins for the costly medically care of the one who got 'almost fatally' stabbed?

Leave them to die of wounds inflicted, therefore less of teh scum and more money for those that deserve it. Still reckon HMP South Georgia has a lovely ring to it, along with HMPS Ark Royal to get them there.

Shows how thick they are that they arranged fake alibis with easily-traced text messages.

The more of each other that they kill, the better.

I believe violence is linked to the length of ones hair. Looking at all of those mug shots, they all have short hair!

The British Army, renowned the world over for its brutal and violent put down of any nasty long haired enemy, all have short hair.

Hippys have long hair and do not fight!

So, ban short hair and the world would be a safer place!

Originally Posted by 2/51

I believe violence is linked to the length of ones hair. Looking at all of those mug shots, they all have short hair!

The British Army, renowned the world over for its brutal and violent put down of any nasty long haired enemy, all have short hair.

Hippys have long hair and do not fight!

So, ban short hair and the world would be a safer place!

What about the Vikings then? Were they in fact big Nancies who set off in their longships to swap knitting patterns and trade tofu for lentils?

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

What about the Vikings then? Were they in fact big Nancies who set off in their longships to swap knitting patterns and trade tofu for lentils?

Wigs!!! These were attached to the inside of their helmets, just like the ginger "see you Jimmy" hats. The horns on the helmets allowed them to remove them, and the wigs during a fight, revealing their short hair.

I saw that on Time Team! ;)

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

Shows how thick they are that they arranged fake alibis with easily-traced text messages.

The more of each other that they kill, the better.

There's a wedding album you wouldn't want to see.

Originally Posted by Markintime

There's a wedding album you wouldn't want to see.

That is why I prefer photographing pies and vegetables to doing weddings. I've never had a pile of spuds get arseholes drunk and smash up my kit or nick it to sell on Ebay.

Originally Posted by 2/51

Wigs!!! These were attached to the inside of their helmets, just like the ginger "see you Jimmy" hats. The horns on the helmets allowed them to remove them, and the wigs during a fight, revealing their short hair.

I saw that on Time Team! ;)

Growing up in Blackpool I know Blackpool based Pykies do a roaring trade in Ginger see you jimmy hats, horned viking hats and boob hats, not to mention pig swill, dancing mikey mouses, anything chinese with an led in it and anything unlocked.

So I read the article but couldnt pinpoint what the 'gangs'rivalry was about, drugs, whoe's, football? I initially though it was about an egging but these look too tough to be throwing eggs at each other.

Not saying the grass is always greener but thank fuck I left.

Originally Posted by re-stilly

Leave them to die of wounds inflicted, therefore less of teh scum and more money for those that deserve it. Still reckon HMP South Georgia has a lovely ring to it, along with HMPS Ark Royal to get them there.

Isn't it about time we looked at 'offshoring' the prison system. We've done it with call centres and the like, and there's plenty of new EU countries who could use a bit of cash; Romania, Bulgaria etc. I'm sure have some nice cells that could accommodate a few UK inmates.

Alternatively perhaps, we could make the prison fit the crime. I.e If it's a money laudering offence, then off to Rikers Island in New York, Peado's would be sent to Thailand, druggies could even be sent over to somewhere hot, sandy and distinctly unpleasant.

No more life of comfort for the jailbirds, and just to make it fair, I'd split the sentences into 3 parts. First 3rd spent offshore, second 3rd back here in chokey for a bit of rehabilitation, last 3rd on parole. If you re-offend or breach parole then it's back to square one