We've got a great reality TV possibility here. Let's give it the working title 'Gang-Star'.

The basic pitch is this. We get these scrotes to fight each other to the death in some Rollerball style festival of carnage in a filmed arena. We can ring it with an electric fence so that any of the little scumbags who try to do one get flash-fried. Either that, or the guards can dispatch them with spears that are called chavelins.

Prior to the fun we can ply them with Buckfast and Spesh, then push them at gunpoint into an arena with a pile of tools in the centre (but let's make it fun so that if - say - there are 20 in each gang there are only fifteen weapons in the middle). The unlucky ones get culled first, and then its a case of last man standing.

Obviously, we can make it an opportunity for betting. The great thing here of course is that a certain degree of honesty can be introduced to the system, because one can hardly imagine any of these cunts wanting to throw a fight.

The game continues on a last man standing basis, and the survivors go on to fight those who've prevailed in another bout. So, for example, if Dean Elliott's mob had wiped out Dale Fuller's, they'd go against the winners of whichever chav filth survive the Hackney or Moss Side brawl.

The winners of the tournament can be promised a luxury holiday, but in fact they can be dispatched in private. Just like the successful contestants on 'The Running Man'.

I can see this being a great hit.

bring back the birch , then lets see how these scroates fare .

Originally Posted by weekend_worrier

We've got a great reality TV possibility here. Let's give it the working title 'Gang-Star'.

The basic pitch is this. We get these scrotes to fight each other to the death in some Rollerball style festival of carnage in a filmed arena. We can ring it with an electric fence so that any of the little scumbags who try to do one get flash-fried. Either that, or the guards can dispatch them with spears that are called chavelins.

Prior to the fun we can ply them with Buckfast and Spesh, then push them at gunpoint into an arena with a pile of tools in the centre (but let's make it fun so that if - say - there are 20 in each gang there are only fifteen weapons in the middle). The unlucky ones get culled first, and then its a case of last man standing.

Obviously, we can make it an opportunity for betting. The great thing here of course is that a certain degree of honesty can be introduced to the system, because one can hardly imagine any of these cunts wanting to throw a fight.

The game continues on a last man standing basis, and the survivors go on to fight those who've prevailed in another bout. So, for example, if Dean Elliott's mob had wiped out Dale Fuller's, they'd go against the winners of whichever chav filth survive the Hackney or Moss Side brawl.

The winners of the tournament can be promised a luxury holiday, but in fact they can be dispatched in private. Just like the successful contestants on 'The Running Man'.

I can see this being a great hit.

Don't forget to introduce large angry dogs at random points. Scumbags getting ripped a new arse is always good for a giggle.

Originally Posted by sirbhp

bring back the birch , then lets see how these scroates fare .

Would they get badges for being birched?

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Didn't work for the septics when they set up Guantanamo.

That's because they went too far & "onshored" the buggers on Cuba.

Should've made damn' sure "offshore" included ANY shore.

Originally Posted by Oddbod

That's because they went too far & "onshored" the buggers on Cuba.

Should've made damn' sure "offshore" included ANY shore.

A bit like they did with AQ's head honco you mean?

Snakes with tits! Let the fucking mongs kill one another. Sentences were way to short. She should be publicly flogged followed by a mass bukkake session!

Originally Posted by weekend_worrier

'chavelins'

Chavelins, I like it, a lot.

All that weaponry, a premeditated attack, and not a single fatality - Fukin Retarded Pussies.

I hope they all kill each other. The less of them around the better.