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**CutLunchCommando** · 08-02-2012, 23:16

Originally Posted by samain11

I saw one of his gigs at Coleraine, have to admit he was pretty noisy (without a PA!), could have been trained up as a reasonable drill pig.

An older relative of mine worked in Airport Security in Canada after he retired and was on pretty good terms with the RCMP Close Protection. The Mouth* flew over to preach and was given an RCMP escort. On returning him to the airport the team commander remarked that he had not understood a word of the semons he had heard but was convinced of the error of his ways!

* A friend of Eileen Paisley (as she would have been) saw her coming out of the dentist. Concerned she approached her and asked "How's the Mouth, Eileen?"

"Oh He's at home writing his next sermon...."

**samain11** · 08-02-2012, 23:22

Originally Posted by Showmi_York-Hunt

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he has to answer for his 'fuck the Pope and the virgin Mary' attitude to the son of the lady in question and the fella that knocked her up!

He could resurrect his famous anti-homo campaign and demand the removal of any pederast priests as pre-requisite of any negotiations regarding alleged historical indiscretions....etc etc etc.....cue eternity of tribal divisions in the kingdom of heaven.

**BONNACON** · 08-02-2012, 23:24

St Peter is being charged with racism. He was seen putting a sign on the pearly gates yesterday saying "no black bastards allowed".

**CutLunchCommando** · 08-02-2012, 23:26

Originally Posted by samain11

He could resurrect his famous anti-homo campaign and demand the removal of any pederast priests as pre-requisite of any negotiations regarding alleged historical indiscretions....etc etc etc.....cue eternity of tribal divisions in the kingdom of heaven.

Save Ulster from Sodomy?

**orgASMic** · 08-02-2012, 23:51

Originally Posted by Mugatu

Fuck Paisley this bint was in the sidebar You Look So Hot =^,^= - YouTube

Christ on a bike! I was about 2 minutes into the video before I realised the sound was off.

Paisley? Twat!

**Little Militia Boy** · 09-02-2012, 22:17

Originally Posted by stacker1

Amusing but sadly not true

snopes.com: Endothermic or Exothermic?

It's probably been doing the rounds for the last number of years in different versions. I have it saved for at least ten years and this is the first time I got to use it. It's validity never concerned me and I like to think that it says more about my sense of humour than it does about my knowledge of physics.