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I have a Japanese flag here that I was wondering if anyone could ...
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07-02-2012, 18:21 #1Junior Member
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Can anyone speak Japanese?
Hi all,
I have a Japanese flag here that I was wondering if anyone could translate the writing?
Taken from Japanese in Burma by my Grandfather.
Thanks
AL
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07-02-2012, 18:23 #2Senior Member
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I'll learn to speak Japanese when they learn to speak Engrish! "Derivery" my hoop.
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07-02-2012, 18:26 #3Senior Member
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The bold bit at the top talks about 0% finance and three years' free warranty.
Originally Posted by Apocalypse_later
Hi all,
I have a Japanese flag here that I was wondering if anyone could translate the writing?
Taken from Japanese in Burma by my Grandfather.
Thanks
AL
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07-02-2012, 18:27 #4Senior Member
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I'm pretty sure it says "masturbatory absorbtion towel...aim for red circle"
Think your Grandfather has been carrying a japanese wank rag around mateBiscuits_AB and Krazy_Ivan like this.A computer once beat me at chess, but was no match for me at kickboxing.
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07-02-2012, 18:28 #5Senior Member
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Actually, old bean, it says: "Please do not use this a wank rag". Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN
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07-02-2012, 18:30 #6Senior Member
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It's not too dissimilar to this one. Look at the scribes at 6 o'clock
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07-02-2012, 18:31 #7Member
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my japanese is about as good as mel gibsons 'scottish'
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I'm so ronery big boy...I think?
yeh yeh yeh, I know my spelling and typing is shyte.
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07-02-2012, 18:39 #9Senior Member
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Yeah, I speak Japanese. I'm a bit rusty but a rough translation goes...
"Probyns Horse. So where is your horse almond eyes? You will now surrender to superior... Whats that clanking noise? AARGH. Fuck. You bunch of cunts".A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
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07-02-2012, 18:40 #10Senior Member
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Send it to the Japanese Embassey in London?
This is their press department.
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