You need some one who can read Japanese, somebody who can speak it is about as much use as tits on a fish in this case. I can speak Cantonese, but I can't read it!

P.S Have asked one of my Tojo friends to translate it for me!

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

Send it to the Japanese Embassey in London?
This is their press department.

press@ld.mofa.go.jp

I'd wash the Jizz off of it first, those little bastards will eat anything!!!!!

Go to Tokyo. There are vending machines on their subway selling soiled linen. You might make a few quid.

It says:

"this side - wax on. other side - wax off"

I've got a mate who reads Japanese, he spends a good amount of time over in Japan every year, I'll ask him to have a look at it.

Sent the picture to my mate, he can't translate it as it's all in Kanji.

Kanji - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Edit - He said it's essentially Chinese, but if he gets a chance he'll show it to someone who might be able to translate it.

"Can anyone speak Japanese?"

Err, the Japanese can. I hope this helps.

It would appear, with my somewhat limited Japanese, to be either names and/or ranks/titles of people. Perhaps the names of soldiers in a unit. I'll get my (Japanese) wife to take a look if you like?

Something to do with Swindon and cars or herewith imprinted are the skidmarks of Yokada Fujitsu and his mates

It says:
"in the name of his impirwial Majesty Hirwohito, a clurse is laid on the round eyed theiving English dog who steals this flag. may his piles consume him and his children and may his children's children all be fucking bone woodentops!"