Originally Posted by redshift

I am not British by grace of god, I am an American.

Currently based (mostly) here in London though, since about a year or so.

In life there are always the unfortunate ones. Despite trying to be plastic British by living in London, you will never be British....accept it and have our sympathies.

Originally Posted by Cabana

In life there are always the unfortunate ones. Despite trying to be plastic British by living in London, you will never be British....accept it and have our sympathies.

Feck off!

Originally Posted by smartascarrots

Originally Posted by redshift

I am not British by grace of god, I am an American.
Currently based (mostly) here in London though, since about a year or so.

Old chap! I'm... so terribly, terribly sorry.

Is there anything they can do?

I'm sure there is a Mess somewhere nearby that can lend him a Webley. It's the decent thing to do.

If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then not only am I also probably pissed, I've probably stolen it.

Originally Posted by Excognito

I'm sure there is a Mess somewhere nearby that can lend him a Webley. It's the decent thing to do.

Are you sure you guys can even find a spare "firearm?", just saying, you know with the gun laws in this country and everything...

Originally Posted by redshift

Are you sure you guys can even find a spare "firearm?", just saying, you know with the gun laws in this country and everything...

A gentleman doesn't need a firearm except occasionally for matters of honour and reminding uppity colonials of their place.

Sheer force of nobility will usually suffice.

If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.

If I were an American living in this country I think anywhere other than London'd be a nightmare.

Originally Posted by redshift

Are you sure you guys can even find a spare "firearm?", just saying, you know with the gun laws in this country and everything...

Oh, sure, especially in London. We get the odd drive-by or two occasionally, although, of course, nothing on the scale of the average Californian city.

Originally Posted by Captain Cnutflap

If I were an American living in this country I think anywhere other than London'd be a nightmare.

I think you're rather underselling Britain. I"ve heard you can get hold of guns and drugs in Moss Side and Glasgow, and some of our politicians can be just as wacky.

Originally Posted by Excognito

I think you're rather underselling Britain. I"ve heard you can get hold of guns and drugs in Moss Side and Glasgow, and some of our politicians can be just as wacky.

Well if you're a gun nut your place of residence ought to be the Isle of Man.

American or Australian.