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**JT0475** · 07-02-2012, 16:42

Think, if I had to make a choice, it would be Canadian (laid back and not up 'emselves), followed by German (know how to build and use a tank by all accounts, and some cracking beer as well).

Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE so I should probably be working....

**sebcoe** · 07-02-2012, 16:53

Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st

Welsh with ginger hair.

Your LLech ! I claim my pound of lava bread!!

**sebcoe** · 07-02-2012, 17:01

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

So why did he fuck off and spend his time in a hot place full of darkies?

It is only then you can appreciate being English/British when you are surrounded by Kaffirs & savages ol chep!!

**llech** · 07-02-2012, 17:08

Originally Posted by sebcoe

Your LLech ! I claim my pound of lava bread!!

He fucking wishes! Lava Bread, I'm no fecking taffy South Walian!

**sebcoe** · 07-02-2012, 17:12

Originally Posted by ex_colonial

True, it was a really great place then as I can testify to, with scenery like this, until this mob took over & f..ked things up bigtime, as they still are!

Isnt that the opening of the Harare KFC!!

**kilo42** · 07-02-2012, 17:32

Maybe Chinese then I could have a career robbing banks and jewellers and getting mega rich, and no one would ever pick me out in an identity parade cos we all look the same. Failing that being an Eskimo has possibilities as you get to roger your hosts wife when you pitch up at his Igloo, without having to worry about the husband sulking and being an all round moaning pain in the arse .

**jack-daniels** · 07-02-2012, 17:39

I'd be Dutch......quality wooden footwear, fit birds....laid back lifestyle. What's not to like!

**wm1965** · 07-02-2012, 17:47

If I wasn't British I would be English and I'd recall Cecil Rhodes:

"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.

**ordinaryforces** · 07-02-2012, 18:10

Originally Posted by llech

German, they've some fucking cool names, Guderian, Manstein, Jochen Peiper, all of which have Frenchmen's bumholes twitching at the meerest hint of a tank trank squeak!

cool names? my arse!
whats wrong with DAI and IANTO?