Originally Posted by Dicey

When I was in Rookwood Hospital in Cardiff (in the bike shed having a fag, Honest) a brand new Aston Martin screeched up only stopping about 2 inches from my wheelchair. I shat myself.

Out of the car, showing a yard of gorgeous, firm, tanned leg came one of the best looking girls I've ever seen. She apologised profusely to me, saying she'd only just got the car and wasn't quite used to it.

Then the passenger door opened, and out came Gary fucking Lineker.

So, I've seen Gary Lineker's girlfriend's knickers...fecking beat that !!

I've seen George Osborne's pants. Will that do?

If she had kept going another three feet and you'd ended up under her front wheel, still in your chariot, would she still have just apologised profusely cos she wasn't used to the car?

Or would she have had a go at you for parking your wheelchair in a pretty silly place when there are Astons about?

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

I've seen George Osborne's pants. Will that do?

I sniffed them. so beat that.

Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st

I sniffed them. so beat that.

Not sure I can. And whatever you're beating, stop it.

A member of my family had quite a large say in the development of the Wah Wah pedal - This was quite an epiphany for the adult movie industry and thus revolutionised porn movie soundtracks ever since.

Have also been told to Piss off by Richard Madeley for shouting "thieving cunt!" at him at Exeter services.

I am Gary Glittlers parole officer

Originally Posted by supermatelot

A member of my family had quite a large say in the development of the Wah .

Ahem.

Lloyd George knew my father.

Originally Posted by SpEsHuL PerSoN

I am Gary Glittlers parole officer

I am Gary Glitter!

Originally Posted by Dicey

When I was in Rookwood Hospital in Cardiff (in the bike shed having a fag, Honest) a brand new Aston Martin screeched up only stopping about 2 inches from my wheelchair. I shat myself.

Out of the car, showing a yard of gorgeous, firm, tanned leg came one of the best looking girls I've ever seen. She apologised profusely to me, saying she'd only just got the car and wasn't quite used to it.

Then the passenger door opened, and out came Gary fucking Lineker.

So, I've seen Gary Lineker's girlfriend's knickers...fecking beat that !!

A lad at work's best mate used to be shagging Lisa from Steps, when she binned him he brought her used knickers in for us to have a good look at, unconfirmed rumours of someone taking them to the bogs to rip his cock off sniffing them were abound!

When working at Le Mans 24 hour race in 2010 I was walking around one night with one of the guys and we saw this young lad with a dozen or so gushing girls around him asking for autographs on their jail-bait cleavage and the like. No fucking idea who he was but as we walked past I elbowed my mate, walked over to the handsome youth with my camera and asked for a photo, in my broken French, which he was more than happy about. His face dropped when I passed him the camera walked away and posed for a photograph next to my mate.

Very childish but always wanted to do that.

Edited to add that he took a picture.