ARmy Rumour SErvice

**23GN00** · 19-02-2012, 11:10

Originally Posted by batfink5537

I am 37 & im nailing the shit out of a fit 21 year old is that a clame to fame ?

Without pictures, your claim remains a fantasy.

Feel free to verify your position whenever it suites.

**ex_donkey_man** · 19-02-2012, 11:55

On the stupid and desperate front -
Mrs EDM used to manage a care home (retarded folk) and one of the residents used to help out in Keith Flint from the Prodogy's garden and Nick Knowles once looked at me and my mate when we were doorman in Fulham and thought "Sod their bar, I'll go in that shithole Havana's next door. That places is full of sluts". I know - I saw the look in his eyes.

**eodmatt** · 19-02-2012, 17:33

I was asked into the OC's office to meet Judy Geeson who had played the part of Lt. Brian Ash's (Anthony Andrews) tart in Danger UXB. She'd got her tits out (in the name of art) in an episode the week before and very nice they were too.

I had gone to the OC's office having just met Anthony Andrews and shown him some of the more modern kit we had. Tony came across as being a real gent.

So it went like this:

OC ("I sit on bombs" B**** B****): Cpl, M, meet Miss Judy Geeson.

Me: (ogling her small but pert tits), "hi".

Geeson, all hoity toity: What do you think of my program, Cpl?

Me: I think you look better with yer tits out.

OC: Close the behind you Cpl. M.

**netleyned** · 19-02-2012, 19:47

I was on Panorama back in the early 00's on some programme about human trafficing in the Big K, me mam saw me (got excited I was on TV for all of 10 seconds, having a one way chat with a local) and to this day thinks I'm in with the Albanian Mafia.

I also kissed a Bond Girl, granted she was 6 and I was 7...but still kissed her.

**STARDUST** · 19-02-2012, 19:55

many years ago two rival african tribes were attacking each other outside the BBC in central London, I stopped to watch and one of them got a brick on his head near me, and it was being televised and I was on telly.

(ps. I did not throw the brick)

**Brotherton Lad** · 19-02-2012, 21:08

I bought Bianca Jagger a drink in the Mess in Vitez in 1993.

**Pling** · 19-02-2012, 22:57

I brewed up and and cooked egg banjos at 0400 hrs on the pitch at Wembly a couple of years back while we were installing the track for the race of champions event.

**Shortty** · 21-02-2012, 02:31

Barack Obama is my fifth cousin, twice removed. Gen dit.

After a night on the beer approximately 15 years ago I had the pleasure of meeting and then getting a kicking from Neil Lennon.. the shame.. some of my mates who were also there, and received a slap or two, managed to wangle a meet with Martin O'Neil. Apparently one of their mum's phoned the club to complain, and they ended up getting free tickets to a game.