ARmy Rumour SErvice

**sparky8** · 05-02-2012, 18:08

Sara Cox was next in a portaloo that I had just had an enourmous hangover shit in.

**Bagpuss** · 05-02-2012, 18:10

I used to knock off the niece of Bruce Foxton from The Jam

**swissian** · 05-02-2012, 18:14

I used to work with Simon Lazenby (who presents Sky's rugby coverage now) back in the mid-nineties when he was a graduate trainee with a large commodity trading company. A top guy in real life

**fltpilot** · 05-02-2012, 18:15

I once spoke to noel edmonds on the multi coloured swap shop & got on the top 10 swap board.

**theoriginalphantom** · 05-02-2012, 18:15

I used to work at steam rallies for a bloke called Frank Marchinton (not famous unless you really are a steam geek), and from one of those Fred Dibnah owes me a couple of quid as he didn't have enough cash to get the round in. I think I've shit out on that one as he is just a little bit dead. I wonder what the interest would be after 26 years?

**welshman60** · 05-02-2012, 18:17

Joe Brown once told me to `fuck off`

**vvaannmmaann** · 05-02-2012, 18:21

I have a very famous neighbour.But I cannot say who it is. And I sometimes walk my dog along with Tom Baker as he walks his. Jan Francis and I shared a table in a coffee shop.She's still got it.

**fltpilot** · 05-02-2012, 18:30

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

I have a very famous neighbour.But I cannot say who it is.

Paul Gadd?

**vinniethemanxcat** · 05-02-2012, 18:32

If I owned the coffee shop I'd be a little pissed off if some thievng bitch walked off with one of my tables.....

Bloody hell..... Vvvaaaaannnnnnman gave me a like, all in the same minute I posted it, that's some going.

**CRmeansCeilingReached** · 05-02-2012, 18:33

Originally Posted by mortars2cg

Just watching the Six Nations with the family and Jeremy Guscott came on.I stated that ,when I lived in Spain,I built an extension on a swimming pool in a villa that he used when he holidays in Spain.There was a tumble weed moment at this statement which wasnt helped when I said that Guscotts mother also used my shop to make phone calls to the U.K.

Can any one beat this sad claim to fame?

He also made a celebrity appearance in the same basketball tournament as me back in about '94, along with Daley Thompson and some other fucker whose name I've forgotten.