- 05-02-2012, 18:08 #21
Sara Cox was next in a portaloo that I had just had an enourmous hangover shit in.Ezekiel 25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.
- 05-02-2012, 18:10 #22
- Join Date
- Jul 2003
I used to knock off the niece of Bruce Foxton from The JamYou can't polish a turd........but you can roll it in glitter.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink........but you can fuck it around until it is thirsty.
- 05-02-2012, 18:14 #23
I used to work with Simon Lazenby (who presents Sky's rugby coverage now) back in the mid-nineties when he was a graduate trainee with a large commodity trading company. A top guy in real life"Anyone who has not rowed in a really close boatrace cannot comprehend the level of pain." -- Dan Topolski from TRUE BLUE, The Oxford Boat Race Mutiny
- 05-02-2012, 18:15 #24
I once spoke to noel edmonds on the multi coloured swap shop & got on the top 10 swap board.
- 05-02-2012, 18:15 #25
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- Feb 2005
I used to work at steam rallies for a bloke called Frank Marchinton (not famous unless you really are a steam geek), and from one of those Fred Dibnah owes me a couple of quid as he didn't have enough cash to get the round in. I think I've shit out on that one as he is just a little bit dead. I wonder what the interest would be after 26 years?also available in sarcastic
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
Google is your friend, and so is the arrse search function.
- 05-02-2012, 18:17 #26
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Joe Brown once told me to `fuck off`
- 05-02-2012, 18:21 #27
I have a very famous neighbour.But I cannot say who it is. And I sometimes walk my dog along with Tom Baker as he walks his. Jan Francis and I shared a table in a coffee shop.She's still got it.Older,but no wiser.
- 05-02-2012, 18:30 #28
- 05-02-2012, 18:32 #29
If I owned the coffee shop I'd be a little pissed off if some thievng bitch walked off with one of my tables.....
Bloody hell..... Vvvaaaaannnnnnman gave me a like, all in the same minute I posted it, that's some going.
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- 05-02-2012, 18:33 #30