Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom

I used to work at steam rallies for a bloke called Frank Marchinton (not famous unless you really are a steam geek), and from one of those Fred Dibnah owes me a couple of quid as he didn't have enough cash to get the round in. I think I've shit out on that one as he is just a little bit dead. I wonder what the interest would be after 26 years?

Probably none.

Originally Posted by Issi

I've been in Max Boyce's mums attic! and I played touch rugby against Chris Corcoran (little known Welsh comedian) and 400m runner Jamie Baulch.

Hint: Don't play touch with Maxey!

Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st

I have seen BigBird67s VPL and its fucking scary

You can't have seen all of it.

Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate

I was once told to fuck off by Jason McAteer (ex_Liverpool, Bolton and Republic of Ireland footballer) after shouting 'watch where you're going you stupid twat' at him in Lower Beb village when he almost piled his BMW into me and my mate while we walked home from school.

I used to play on the log seat in Lower Beb Village when I was a kid.

I've seen Tony Robinson's penis.

Originally Posted by mucus2

In total innocence, I spray painted a two hundred metre long cock on the A1 at Bramham for a laugh, expecting it to be resurfaced quick time. What I hadn't counted on was the minister of transport rocking up. Around 1991 this was. My cock never did get co9vered that day.

I used to do business with an ex Mick Guards officer who lived at the stately home.

Originally Posted by cloudbuster

In an unusually belligerent mood, I took a swing at my MP as our paths crossed outside King's Cross station. Nothing to do with his politics, but because the ignoramus once refused to give me Christmas tip when I used to push his papers through the door at Prescott Mansion. Worth the effort for the startled expression on his fat fizzog, before I merged into the crowd.

You had a paper round in Sutton?

I shared a table in Costas with Pauline Prescott, she was actually quite a nice woman, think she was after my muffin.

Originally Posted by crash test

As for the Op's officers brother, who was married to a certain lady actress who was in Titanic!!

Threapleton or Mendes?

Originally Posted by azimghur1990

Well who's spitting the dummy now... I added the big finger just for the reaction you have given me. And I deliberately make mistakes so people with the same mindset as you can pick up on them. I do know how this forum works and I have 22 years of army service behind me. I was just being a cunt to prove to myself how easy it is to get a reaction from people with weak minds, just as you have proven. Was just letting off some steam. is there not more to life than the my dick is bigger than your dick ethos that seems to fly around this forum I have been a member on here for a few years and by no ways a noob. was just proving no one is who they say they are. I was only in the R.A.O.C for 2 years and it never excited me one bit. Transferred to 7 RHA where I ended career as WO2. But this will be the end of my stay here as azimghur1990. I will resume my alter ego. But I won't say who I am or mention this again. "Stand by yet beds" the BSM is coming up the corridor. that is all. End ex end ex.

Ooooooooh!

Originally Posted by Markintime

I used to play on the log seat in Lower Beb Village when I was a kid.

At the top of The Wiend? McAteer's auntie owned the bakery that was the first shop down from that corner.

I've also fingered a bird on that seat.