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05-02-2012, 18:32 #11
My mate Dave went out with the daughter of Eric Clapton's psychiatrist's under gardener.
Better Drowned than Duffers.If Not Duffers, Won't Drown.
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05-02-2012, 18:34 #12
I worked in London in the 60's and leaned out of the office window and shouted, "Fucking Spangles!" at the Tremeloes as they walked past..... then quickly hid behind a filing cabinet.
Do I win ?
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05-02-2012, 18:35 #13
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05-02-2012, 18:37 #14
I once appeared on The Big Breakfast with Keith Chegwin.
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05-02-2012, 18:37 #15
I've been on TV loads of times.I doubt you would recognise me,persec you know,got the face covered.
The programme?
Crimewatch
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05-02-2012, 18:47 #16Senior Member
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My mate once got Lionel Blair in a headlock in Stringfellows. Long live rock'n' roll
Honi Soit Qui Mal Inflictum Imbibo
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05-02-2012, 18:48 #17
Paul Jackson of TPau fame T'Pau (band) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia decorated my kitchen when I was living in East Dulwich.
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05-02-2012, 18:51 #18
My aunt invented Bernard Matthews Turkey Drummers.
"What kind of Terrorist are you?"
"I am a terrifying....Terrorist... Are you scared?"
"No.."
"God dammit! Oh, err, i mean Allah dammit..."
"so where did you train to be a terrorist?"
"At the Suicide Bomber facility"
"Oh really? Nice Place?"
"It was..."
"Why, what happened"
"New guy...."
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05-02-2012, 18:55 #19
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05-02-2012, 19:02 #20
Went to a posh party and started listening to the guitar player in the garden. He was really, very good. I told him so, in fact: "You're very good. You should be in a band" said I.
"I was. The Yardbirds".
It was Jeff Beck.
A few year later I went to another posh party at the Groucho Club. I hated all the cunts there and found a bloke at the bar who was almost as badly dressed and unshaven as I was. Nice chap, so got chatting and bought him a bottle of Rolling Rock.
I asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a musician" he replied. "Well good luck with it, mate", said I, assuming that he busked on the tube or something.
Then after he'd gone, someone told me that he was Neil Young.


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