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Discuss Doubious claims to fame at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; My mate Dave went out with the daughter of Eric Clapton's psychiatrist's under gardener....
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    My mate Dave went out with the daughter of Eric Clapton's psychiatrist's under gardener.
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    I worked in London in the 60's and leaned out of the office window and shouted, "Fucking Spangles!" at the Tremeloes as they walked past..... then quickly hid behind a filing cabinet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat View Post
    I worked in London in the 60's and leaned out of the office window and shouted, "Fucking Spangles!" at the Tremeloes as they walked past..... then quickly hid behind a filing cabinet.

    Do I win ?
    I saw the Tremeloes sing in Wakefield.
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    Paul Jackson of TPau fame T'Pau (band) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia decorated my kitchen when I was living in East Dulwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    I saw the Tremeloes sing in Wakefield.



    HAH! I can easily top that one.



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    Went to a posh party and started listening to the guitar player in the garden. He was really, very good. I told him so, in fact: "You're very good. You should be in a band" said I.

    "I was. The Yardbirds".

    It was Jeff Beck.

    A few year later I went to another posh party at the Groucho Club. I hated all the cunts there and found a bloke at the bar who was almost as badly dressed and unshaven as I was. Nice chap, so got chatting and bought him a bottle of Rolling Rock.

    I asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a musician" he replied. "Well good luck with it, mate", said I, assuming that he busked on the tube or something.

    Then after he'd gone, someone told me that he was Neil Young.

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