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Discuss AMMM limerick competition (a la Kira Cochrane 2006) at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; A Sky God without his chinook,
felt horny and fancied a fook.
but he faced ...
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03-02-2012, 22:53 #31Senior Member
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A Sky God without his chinook,
felt horny and fancied a fook.
but he faced admonition
for shit recognition
when a friend, for his wife, he mistook.
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03-02-2012, 23:01 #32Senior Member
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There once was a crab wife called Claire
Who decried, with a hint of despair,
"My hubbie's a perve!
Is this what I deserve
For my cret'nous unliterary air?"FORMER_FYRDMAN likes this.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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03-02-2012, 23:07 #33Senior Member
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Yes Claire you are fucking chubby
And can't keep control of your hubby
He fingered your friend
While she kissed his bellend
Thats what happens when you get rather tubbyCRmeansCeilingReached likes this.There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
...I got no reason,
it's all too much ...
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03-02-2012, 23:08 #34Senior Member
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She said 'If you ever cheat I'll know
But I trust that you'd never sink that low'
But he did, and she knew
That her dream had come true
Tomorrow 'The Jeremy Kyle Show'Field Marshal Erich von Manstein (1887-1973)
Guilty of 9 of 17 indictments, Nuremberg 1949.
Sentence; 18 years.
Reduced to 12,
Served 4.
Labour:
Tough on war crimes
Tough on the causes of war crimes.
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03-02-2012, 23:19 #35Senior Member
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The upholstered memsahib of a flying type
Had a well-earned renown for her own self-hype
Her career in PR
Never ventured too far
'Coz her prose was quite frankly a load of tripelumpy2 likes this.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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03-02-2012, 23:27 #36
You bastard Hagar, "How could you" she said
I wanted to wank and spaff over the spare bed
How much does a flying sqn ldr earn
I forgive you Hagar I'll live and learn
(Apologies. Im thinking WAGS now,forgiving there multimillionaire hubbys who fuck pensioner prostitutes)You have upset me, I am going to kill you.
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03-02-2012, 23:29 #37Senior Member
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A middle aged wife called Claire
Helped her friend comb spunk out of her hair
She's bought a new house
With her crabby spouse
But he won't let her into the cellar
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03-02-2012, 23:33 #38Moderator
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A fucking publicity whore
Found her hubby being thumped on the floor
Yet instead of being stern
Her greatest concern
Was how she could milk it for more.
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03-02-2012, 23:33 #39Moderator
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A pilot was falsely accused
And the chick left him battered and bruised
Yet just moments before
She was gagging for more
No wonder the judge was bemused!
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03-02-2012, 23:39 #40Moderator
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He slipped his hand inside her thong
As the bird had a feel of his schlong
There's a noise on the stairs
"Rape! rape! rape!" the chick blares
Even though the guy did fuck all wrong*
*Apart from marrying a fugly pretentious pain in the arse obnoxious irritating wankstick.
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