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    Top Totty withdrawn from Parliament

    MP's lose Top Totty

    BBC News - 'Top Totty' beer removed from MPs' bar after complaint



    But the real gem is the quote at the bottom

    UK Independence Party MEP for Stafford Mike Nattrass branded Ms Green "a humourless sort".

    "This sort of knee-jerk Puritanism does more to damage the cause of equality than a thousand beer labels," he said.

    "It suggests that to be in favour of equality you must be a dour-faced, insult-searching misery."

    Is he ex-us? :D

    (mods: please move to Naafi if more appropriate)
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    Well said Mike Nattrass. This country has gone to the lesbians.

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    indeed!


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    So it has been available since 2007, and the po faced git calling for it to be dropped hasn't actually seen it herself. Afew observations;

    In the FIVE years it has been in the Stranger's bar, where MPs entertain guests, this MP hasn't been in the bar? I call Billy no mates, or don't her contituents think it worth bothering to see her?

    If she didn't see it herself, then what humourless git thought it worthwhile bringing it to her attention, and why not do it themselves?

    Finally with all the other problems of the nation sorted, it's good to see them occupying the House's time with matters of such import.
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    too much PC again!! i think it's time we had a revolution, or a Military Coup!!! couldnt be worse than what we have at the moment!!!
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    In the words of Stephen Fry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chef View Post
    Finally with all the other problems of the nation sorted, it's good to see them occupying the House's time with matters of such import.
    Chef, nail firmly on the head there. However, for some of them, it IS the main reason they want to be an MP, so that they can interfere in every area of our lives. What a harridan.
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    I'm not any kind of legal expert, but I wouldn't be surprised if you could be imprisoned for an e-mail like that these days. At very least a roughing up by Neu-Arbeit Security Stasi.

    I hope you took precautions and used someone else's login.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moon_Monkey_Spunk View Post
    In the words of Stephen Fry.

    "So you're offended? So f*cking what!"
    If the beer had been called "Over-rated corpulant television presenter,actor and author who enjoys a bit of bum fun and fecks of to Belgium when the going gets tough"
    Would he be offended then?
    Older,but no wiser.

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